Joseph Heller
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HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act. HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods. HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ... HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today. HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties. HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university. HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have... HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w... HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined. HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required. HE CHANGCHUI Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me? JOHN SHORT Why would I want to be sane, if I can be crazy? LITTLE DEVIL He thought proudly that many people in his position could not have adjusted, would have gone mad. THOMAS M DISCH You know, a sane man would be wetting his pants. . Good thing he was crazy as hell."SHERRILYN KENYON JOHN REEVES He should have never been out in the first place. That's crazy. If he had been violated those girls ... BOBBY WILLIAMS If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads MICHAEL FLANDERS CRAIG GROESCHEL He had a passion since he was a little kid to fly. KEN THOMPSON CORA CARMACK If he was being burned, he would have cried out. He would yell out and let them know he was in pain.... LINDA HARRIS He's bigger than a doctor. Joe is the team doctor, but he is also the biggest cheerleader and also t... DOUG WILLIAMS W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM [Duke] wrote of his wish to support a form of education 'conducted along sane and practical lines,' ... RICHARD BRODHEAD JOHN AUBREY ISAAC ASIMOV They would have been very let down if they had to leave the theater and he had missed. He would feel... JAMES RANDI He had come for her. He had promised everything was going to be okay, and he had come for her, and h... THEA HARRISON It was once him and her, but she lost him and thought for a long time she wanted him back more then ... AMBER If he played in a system where he had to constantly have his back to the basket, he would not have b... DAVE ROGERS Albert Einstein was never clear if he believed in time travel, but had he raised a toddler, he certa... MICHAEL R. FRENCH He had to keep thinking of them because if he forgot them and did not think of them they might forge... GARY PAULSEN MAX LUCADO If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways. MICHAEL FLANDERS MEL BROOKS SEANAN MCGUIRE If I'd have known he was going to do that, hell, I'd have let him go. But he was in a lot of trouble... JACK SANDERS If God had perceived that our greatest need was economic, he would have sent an economist. If he had... D.A. CARSON If she had said no, he would have stopped what he was doing. JOE AMENDOLA NEIL GAIMAN W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM We've had our moments, but who doesn't. He has been so good to me. If there was anything I wanted an... BERTHA STANEK He wondered if this, more than guilt, was what had been holding him back. It wasn't that he was puni... HEIDI CULLINAN The pressure was on. He knew if he didn't make them and they come down and score, it's over, and tha... FRANK MORETTI I was concerned he might go pro. He certainly had offers. But he was committed to being here. I told... BOB KITCHENS He's got Venezuela people crazy, ... Everybody was asking if he had a chance, if he's going to win -... LUIS APARICIO He had to keep thinking of them because if he forgot them and did not think of them they might forge... GARY PAULSEN The Hispanic juvenile said he had the knife to protect himself. He was carrying it because he had be... SHELLY WILLIAMS Bat Masterson said he didn't know anybody Wyatt couldn't whip without his guns. A lot of times Wyatt... CHARLES HOLMES He will be able to get them if he lives long enough to do it. He was always a diplomat. JACK MILLER COLUM MCCANN LEO TOLSTOY If a fly came along and he landed hard, he probably would have knocked (the Jeep) down the mountain. JEFF MOORE He was going to burn them.ELISE KOVA Gable, at a quarter of eight in the morning, is banging on the side of his dressing room. At one min... GEORGE SIDNEY MAX LUCADO PETER S. BEAGLE If we knew and if he knew (who killed Moxley), he would be the first one to rat the person out, no m... MICKEY SHERMAN Hunter kissed me as if he was going to hell, and he had this one kiss left and he was going to make ... CHELSEA M. CAMERON J.G. BALLARD He was fining them for every little thing and it was getting crazy. That's why he wasn't liked. LANCE WILLIAMS JOHN AUBREY He really did live in two different worlds. He was real good at his job. He knew engineering. It cam... ELLIOT JACOBOWITZ There were things that Pumpkin Head—now not Pumpkin Head anymore—had to do to be a girl. He had ... AL SARRANTONIO I wasn't sure if he was going to pitch (tonight). He tweaked his back lifting weights and it was 50-... GEORGE HORTON Phil was asked if he preferred grass to Astroturf. He replied that he had never smoked Astroturf. PHIL TUFNELL MICHAEL ENDE He told me that they sent threatening messages to him, but he continued to tell me that he was born ... BERNICE SMITH He always said he didn't want to be lonely when he was old. He figured if you have enough kids, that... DANIEL COLEMAN JOHN HENRIK CLARKE JAMES JONES MEG CABOT Somehow in the confines in his mind, he started putting together this dream, which is how he describ... BILL FERGUSON ALFRED KORZYBSKI If the arbitrator ruled he was a free agent, he could have gone anywhere. This was the Eagles assuri... GENE UPSHAW He had a lot of size, and he was able to move well. He had a good mixture of size and athletic abili... BRYAN STINESPRING At this point, it's just a fact. If he was going to go around, he would stow them (put them away). KURT ANDERSON He was really out of it but he was lobbying to be put back in. He always looks a little crazy so som... ANDY KENNEDY LISA KLEYPAS If you had a shovel, he wanted a shovel. As long as you were there he was too. He had to be helping ... DAN MORRIS The level of engagement wouldn't have gone away. If he was going to be an activist, he would have be... ALAN LIGHT What you saw is what you got, ... He didn't have a stage persona. He was a very honest, open guy and... JOHN DENVER I would come to his defense if I knew what he had said, and if he had said blacks have an inherent p... CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER He approached me and said he was thinking of going to law school. But then he told me what had happe... GLENN KROLL VICTOR HUGO If he had continued, there was a good chance Mike could have been hurt. He knew he was done. JEFF FENECH CHRISTINE FEEHAN
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for ones own safety i... 
[Catch22] specified that a concern for one's safety . . . was the process of a rational mind. Orr wa... 
You know, a sane man would be wetting his pants.. Good thing he was crazy as hell."
And if the Easter Bunny had wings, he would fly. 
He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. 
Tell me I'm not crazy," He said. I couldn't do that. I was nowhere near sane enough at the moment to... 
It was a cold morning, and he shivered a little; but he had been taught by his uncle that his prayer... 
He had read much, if one considers his long life; but his contemplation was much more than his readi... 
He had read much, if one considers his long life; but his contemplation was much more than his readi... 
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in i... 
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. 
My lord was never sane, but he was my love, once. He always will be, somewhere. Wherever it is that ... 
I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane. 
Corrigan told me once that Christ was quite easy to understand. He
She had no need to ask why he had come. She knew as certainly as if he had told her that he was here... 
God is fond of you. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. If He had a refrigerator, your pi... 
If he had even blinked, she would have been gone; but he did not blink, and he held her, as he had l... 
To his surprise he felt a moment of regret, of sadness that his quest for his mother and father woul... 
He was wont to say that if he had read as much as other men he should have known no more than other ... 
He tried to remember Moon Child's eyes, but was no longer able to. He was sure of only one thing: th... 
Had Elijah Muhammad tried to introduce an orthodox form of Arab-oriented Islam, I doubt if he would ... 
He could not blame the Army, Angelo could blame the Army; Angelo hated the Army. But he didnt hate t... 
And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was t... 
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If he had had all Peru in his pocket, he would certainly have given it to this dancer; but Gringoire... 
He was demanding. He always would be. But sometimes, he was so vulnerable and she realized she had p... 
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for ones own safety i... 
There is a pain you can’t think your way out of. You can’t talk it away. If there was someone to... 
Is it possible to love so desperately that life is unbearable? I don't mean unrequited, I mean being... 
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Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas -- that's what... 
Fear is excitement without breath. 
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. 
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