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This semester has been worse than other semesters. I am a senior taking three 400 level math classes...
KRISTEN JORDAN

We're all going to hang out afterwards, so it's going to be fun.
KRISTEN JORDAN

Last year, I didn't have to buy shoes, but I bought a ticket.
KRISTEN JORDAN

We have informational meetings so that they can ask questions to make sure their stuff is turned in ...
KRISTEN JORDAN

This was my dream. It was so cool to me to work here - to create my own company.
KRISTEN JORDAN

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect the...
KRISTEN SCHAAL

Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't...
KRISTEN SCHAAL

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, mak...
KRISTEN SCHAAL

Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft th...
KRISTEN SCHAAL

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
KRISTEN WIIG

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.
KRISTEN WIIG

She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.”
It was at that Raid stopped dead...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on se...
KRISTEN STEWART

I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hun...
KRISTEN SCHAAL

I’d thought about the stuff we’d already done. None of it was dirty, exactly, but a lot of it wa...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Maybe the future is like rowing for shore. Your only choice is to try or give up.
KRISTEN CHANDLER

Men understand direct communication. It's bitches who speak in code.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

I am quite shy and people think I'm aloof.
KRISTEN STEWART

I think romance is anything honest. As long as it's honest, it's so disarming.
KRISTEN STEWART

And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

When you go out of your comfort zone and it works there's nothing more satisfying.
KRISTEN WIIG

It's hard to actually take details from your personal life and apply them a scene because, as mu...
KRISTEN STEWART

I really, specifically, love acting, and I think it's a really cool thing to be really indulgent...
KRISTEN STEWART

I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them.
KRISTEN STEWART

I have brothers, and that so-called boyish quality was something that I was deathly self-conscious a...
KRISTEN STEWART

But, I'm kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don't know what's going ...
KRISTEN STEWART

I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks.
KRISTEN STEWART

I would have been very happy just working from job to job, paying my rent one movie at a time. I nev...
KRISTEN STEWART

I do want to work on writing, because writing's a skill. Writing is something that you can train...
KRISTEN STEWART

It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - a...
KRISTEN STEWART

Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.
KRISTEN STEWART

Success is always something completely different to people. I feel like I've succeeded, if I'...
KRISTEN STEWART

Sure, 'Twilight' is really huge right now and everybody's freaking out over it, but it w...
KRISTEN STEWART

I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But...
KRISTEN STEWART

I have really bad luck with my thumbs. It plagues me, actually. It drives me crazy! Both of them are...
KRISTEN STEWART

I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What...
KRISTEN STEWART

I just really am trying, trying, all the time. But I like to be scared. I love to suddenly feel out ...
KRISTEN STEWART

You have to be OK with your own fears. If you're an honest person, you'll make mistakes, but...
KRISTEN STEWART

I never expected that this would be my life.
KRISTEN STEWART

It's okay', you know? It's okay to be you. It's okay to just not be okay. It's o...
KRISTEN STEWART

When I dress up, I have to have a lot of help. I was in a T-shirt until a few minutes ago.
KRISTEN STEWART

Really, I'm incredibly disjointed and not candid. Just in general, my thoughts tend to come out ...
KRISTEN STEWART

I'm asked all the time in interviews about who I am, and I know a few people my age who have a s...
KRISTEN STEWART

I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really im...
KRISTEN BELL

Then she declared loudly, “Smoke break!” and everyone’s eyes came to us, some of them shocked ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Not one fuckin’ thing gentlemanly about protecting what’s yours. Looks like you’re gonna lose ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

He put the knuckles of his fist to the table, leaned toward Niles and spoke quietly, cuttingly, in h...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Wherever it takes me, good to know in the end, it’ll lead back to you.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I...
KRISTEN BELL

There is one absolute truth. The sum of my existence equals you.
KRISTEN CALLIHAN

It sounds so cheesy, but there's something very powerful about looking in the mirror and asking ...
KRISTEN WIIG

My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making peopl...
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

Think of the Christmas present
of gashes you opened when, in an attempt
to be Superman, y...
KRISTEN HENDERSON

Oblong stones sink
slow and sideways. Shaped
by the weight of waves,
dutifully vibr...
KRISTEN HENDERSON

He may take long walks
in the raining dark
almost aimlessly
to a spot of soaked grass...
KRISTEN HENDERSON

I've always had an aversion to looking sexy, but I've grown out of it.
KRISTEN STEWART

There are things that directors know about me that people shouldn't know. But everyone's rea...
KRISTEN STEWART

I've worked with women who I've never wanted to tell anything about myself to, and I've ...
KRISTEN STEWART

I'm not in the business of becoming famous. And that's the advice I give to younger aspiring...
KRISTEN BELL

I love playing the bad girl.
KRISTEN RENTON

I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I lik...
KRISTEN STEWART

I loved Veronica right off the bat. She was so strong and I think it is so important because there a...
KRISTEN BELL

The strangest part about being famous is you don't get to give first impressions anymore. Everyo...
KRISTEN STEWART

Whether our caretaker was our mom, dad, uncle, aunt, grandparent, foster parent, or sibling, our blu...
KRISTEN CROCKETT

I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - do...
KRISTEN BELL

I don't want to be Angelina Jolie. Not that Angelina Jolie is not the most talented, beautiful, ...
KRISTEN STEWART

I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vul...
KRISTEN BELL

I would laugh at all my provincial inmates, but I’m too busy lusting. I’m not usually interested...
KRISTEN CHANDLER

Do you not understand?” he whispered. “I have never belonged to anyone. Not since I was a child....
KRISTEN CALLIHAN

I don't want to discredit people's individuality, but I think people are pretty much the sam...
KRISTEN STEWART

I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesom...
KRISTEN BELL

This is not to be cocky, but, I go over real well at Comic-Con. I've done quite a few Comic-Cons...
KRISTEN BELL

Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Of course you cannot keep a ...
KRISTEN MCKEE

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her dear dog a bone.
Though the cupb...
KRISTEN MCKEE

There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children
And she still k...
KRISTEN MCKEE

Rock-a-bye Baby
In the tree top
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When...
KRISTEN MCKEE

I like people-watching and fading into crowds.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

There are certain things in 'Twilight'... As much as I'm proud of that movie and I do li...
KRISTEN STEWART

I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a littl...
KRISTEN BELL

I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

Tournaments like this take the pressure off for a little while because we know that no matter what h...
KRISTEN PALOMBO

Hopefully my fan base doesn't lock me into 'Twilight,' you lose yourself. You should do ...
KRISTEN STEWART

What was previously perceived as nerdy is now viewed as original. What I like about nerdiness, geeki...
KRISTEN BELL

Masses of girls identified with Bella in a really profound way, for want of a better word. The conne...
KRISTEN STEWART

In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepar...
KRISTEN SCHAAL

I'm a geek who loves fashion. There's been a reinvention of the word geek. It means being pa...
KRISTEN BELL

I'm kind of scared. It sounds like it just hits you out of nowhere, but I feel good.
KRISTEN O'NEILL

Acting is such a personal thing, which is weird because at the same time it's not. It's for ...
KRISTEN STEWART

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
KRISTEN SCHAAL

What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being a...
KRISTEN STEWART

I feel a strange sensation brewing inside of me. It tickles my throat and forces my lips into a grin...
KRISTEN SIMMONS

I think I'm a bit less inhibited, and not thinking too much before speaking. It's not about ...
KRISTEN STEWART

Relax Mara,” he said softly, his eyes going super warm. “I don’t bite.”

I wished ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I think people like to see the lives of artists that are legends. They always go through the dark pe...
KRISTEN WIIG

You know, it's never wise to tempt the devil"
His gaze lowered to her hand, still locked in his...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN

Witnesses saw him with his arm around her throat. He had bashed her head into a pole, breaking her f...
KRISTEN SPIELER

There are so few strong roles for women, especially young women. And Veronica is very serious but al...
KRISTEN BELL

It was not so much that he was shut out, but that she was trapped inside.
KRISTEN HEITZMANN

I wonder what became of you, your Johnny
Rotten skin, no Emerald City eyes.
You'd have bee...
KRISTEN HENDERSON

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.
KRISTEN WIIG

If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

You should never step outside of your life and look at it like it's this malleable thing you can...
KRISTEN STEWART

Everybody's got a little bit of diva deep down inside. We all want to be that star.
KRISTEN BENTLEY

May feel like you're falling', Tabby, but remember, I'm at the bottom ready to catch you.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

As a woman still,
without the right kind of mouth,
my tongue’s of no use.
KRISTEN HENDERSON

I drop my face to my hands and scrub hard.

"I wish I had your boobs," I hear Sam announc...
KRISTEN PROBY

I need your strength. Yes i am a badass, but there are times that i need someone to hold me up too, ...
KRISTEN PROBY

I want to kiss him for caring enough to be jealous, and smack the shit out of him for being so jealo...
KRISTEN PROBY

Honey, I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you’d better start running too ‘cause that mea...
KRISTEN PROBY

No one else will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you’re the only one who kno...
KRISTEN PROBY

Nat, how do you spell orgasm?"
"You don't spell it, you feel it
KRISTEN PROBY

It feels unbelievable. It still hasn't sunk in yet.
KRISTEN NASH

They have to have an appropriate way of getting their trash picked up and removed from the facility.
KRISTEN MEYER

Mentally, it took a while. It was a big step back. The team was blossoming and coming together while...
KRISTEN NEWLIN

I'm not homely enough to play the nerdy girl and not nearly pretty enough to play the pretty gir...
KRISTEN BELL

I'm more of a homebody. I'm constantly asked: 'Why don't we see you out?' But th...
KRISTEN BELL

I was in love. Perhaps not with the man of my dreams, but with a man that was more man than any I’...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Out there, King Lahn is a fierce warrior but in here, my Lahn… kah Lahn is sweet.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Then I whispered, “I love you, my Lahn,” and heard the swift hiss of his intake of breath. Then ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

What has been has been but what will be is what we make of it.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

...not just to exist, not just to breathe in and breathe out, but to live.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Love is everything.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

You weren’t born princess, Finnie Drakkar, but that does not mean you’re not one.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

You are, my wee Finnie, beyond my wildest dreams.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I love you, Frey. I’m in love with you. So in love, I’ll never stop loving you. Not ever. You, e...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

She waits for me at windows and buys me dragons. There are reasons we walk this earth, I’m coming ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I like being in movies that have a great story. I'm not so interested in being a Hollywood star....
KRISTEN STEWART

I used to sleep the sleep of someone who knew she was loved. Now, I didn't.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Sometimes we assume that the new person in our life is better for us because they are totally differ...
KRISTEN CROCKETT

We have a solution that fixes the problem, and we're confident that this is going to be the right re...
KRISTEN KINLEY

When we have seen the fire reports increasing, we have recalled those vehicles and replaced those sw...
KRISTEN KINLEY

We have not determined at this time that there is a defect with the switch, but for reasons we still...
KRISTEN KINLEY

We have been asked why we have not expanded the recall. The last thing we want to do is make an impo...
KRISTEN KINLEY

Our analysis of government data shows that Ford F-150 performs as well, or better than, other pick-u...
KRISTEN KINLEY

we'll be reviewing the reports that they've received to better understand the allegations.
KRISTEN KINLEY

This will not impact the plant. It is a pretty simple procedure, they are just tying the battery cab...
KRISTEN KINLEY

We are acting very quickly on this issue so we are hoping it should not affect the brand.
KRISTEN KINLEY

Seriously. Who needed a real lover when you had a handsome, affectionate man who adored you, put a b...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I'm not a vain person at all.
KRISTEN CRUZ

I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a...
KRISTEN BELL

I lived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, until eighth grade, and then my high-school years were in Roches...
KRISTEN WIIG

There's no way to eloquently put this. I just can't go to the mall. It bothers me that I can...
KRISTEN STEWART

I don't want to hear 'welcome to Dunkin Donuts.' I don't want to hear that. I don't want to have to ...
KRISTEN ONORATO

People sometimes get a little extra criticism when they try something that they don't normally d...
KRISTEN WIIG

A lot of auditions are not fun; they're just a necessary evil, and, if you're lucky, you hav...
KRISTEN CONNOLLY

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables ha...
KRISTEN BELL

However we do the numbers, it's just not feasible for Kenny and I to do this another year. We tried ...
KRISTEN DIXON

The reality is that most of us communicate the same way that we grew up. That communication style be...
KRISTEN CROCKETT

A giant motherboard of geese,
unruffled by the state
police, swarmed in unison,
in ha...
KRISTEN HENDERSON

Fairy-child, if only you should take my hand, I would show you things beyond your wildest dreams.”...
KRISTEN HUBBARD

I don't understand why he was invited to give a victim impact statement. Why Mayor Giuliani? I don't...
KRISTEN BREITWEISER

We have tried everything, including Teflon.
KRISTEN GUNSTAD

Don’t cry,” he whispers. “Just let me do what I do best, baby. Let me take care of you.” “...
KRISTEN PROBY

Behind us are two or three dozen country people from the outlying towns. With them are cages of chic...
KRISTEN SIMMONS

His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me...
KRISTEN SIMMONS

All girls hit that phase where they like the bad boy. I grew out of that really young and I have a w...
KRISTEN BELL

I write for pages,
get lost in the mezzanine
hidden from stages.
KRISTEN HENDERSON

... Mary bit her lip. “She is merely saying hello.”
Oh, I am, Tottie agreed. I’...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN

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