Paparazzi need more flattering lenses.

As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.

Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at different packages, whether it's living together, or being with six partners, or dedicating your life to taking care of flowers.

I used to get out of bed sometimes and feel depressed and watched a lot of reruns on TV to get over it. I should have allowed myself to be a little more human and not worry about trying to be a superwoman.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.