Parents usually know where a teen-age son is: he is in the family car; but they don’t know where the car is.

Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.

Car accidents usually result from one person being in too great a hurry and the other not being in a hurry at all.

When God gives you, he doesn’t ask whose son you are.

It is easier for the son to ask from the father than for the father to ask from the son.

The enemy of a father will never be friends of his son.