Pastor McFucking Bride this . . . Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!

And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you’ve pulled. It don’t matter if you got seven doubles in your damn hand.

I'm getting that paternity test in two weeks.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

Now how would an officer come to such a presumption: would it be because the person 'did not look American? Would it be because the person had an accent?' It would disproportionately impact the Asian American community.

Presumption is a leading cause of death.