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People are already so frustrated with tech support, they're not even calling,


Jeff Blyskal

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JIM MORRISON It means that people are frustrated and people are not happy.
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BARB MILLER Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
ALEX HAMILTON Jeff had a lot of support out here.
JUSTIN LEONARD Decisions are the endless uncertainties of life that we'll not know if theyre right until the very e...
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DAVID GONZALEZ theyre missing whole streets.
SAM WRIGHT Peter...” She let her head fall back against the seat and sighed. “Let’s not go there.”
MICHEL FABER Even North Korean people who are not necessarily happy with economic policies are still loyal to the...
BRIAN REYNOLDS MYERS The American people are frustrated.
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JULIE BRIODY People are so opinionated it's not even funny.
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SUNDAY ADELAJA I used to do tech support for MSN in Canada.
CORY MONTEITH They were awesome. The tech support is there, 24-7.
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STEVEN LEE Patients have already started calling in.
DR. KATHY ALBAIN People are already calling us and asking us can they display one of our orbiters in their museum aft...
WAYNE HALE We're frustrated, our customers are frustrated. (But) there's still vaccine coming. So that's the go...
STEVE WRIGHT We want to overcome the gap between the people who generate science and those who use it. Many peopl...
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KRISHNA KHANAL A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
JERRY SEINFELD People were acting like animals not just frustrated.
SHANE AYESH Sometimes I'll be reading something online and just get so frustrated because of what people are...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN Some investors are waiting for economic confirmation so they can purchase tech stocks, but by the ti...
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ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI This is Tech, so we've got a lot of smart people,
REGGIE BALL We're already not looked at as being the most frugal people.
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DAVID ROWELL Jeff said he didn't even see the guy coming.
BOBBY GARCIA As players, we've said we support Jeff over the full season. We don't need any more disruptions.
BEN TUNE He could hear people calling for help, but he couldn't even see them.
DON PERITZ If people see people on campus that they are suspicious of, there is no problem with calling us.
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SHANE J VAN DER VELDE The media people need to have real tech people, and the tech people need media people. Otherwise, yo...
JIMMY IOVINE We are, all of us, calling and calling across the incalculable gulfs which separate us even from our...
DAVID GAYSON No, sir, that's been tried. Some city council members have already talked to him. I get just as frus...
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JACE SEAVERS Everyone who could have got away did. Its really upsetting to see. The only people left are the ones...
IAN WILLIAMSON I know they're frustrated. I know they're tired. So are taxpayers,
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JEFFREY FRY People are frustrated. The number of excessive delays can't be justified.
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KEN HITCHCOCK I stay neutral with homosexuality; I neither support nor condemn it. But if people are happy with it...
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IAN WITTERS I met with people who are already very angry with the tribunal.
TONY GREIG Even with whatever people want to label me with, there are so many other sides to me.
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OLIVER PURNELL It's high-tech material with low-tech toys.
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JUAN WILLIAMS I recognize some people are frustrated perhaps that it's not moving as fast as they would like but t...
DAN SPECKHART People are hesitant to trade high-tech issues and are waiting for their earnings results.
HIROICHI NISHI Everybody's got to be wearing them, or people are going to be frustrated.
DARRELL SPENCER We come too late to say anything which has not been said already
JEAN DE LA BRUYERE We do not support people who are anarchistic, opportunistic, adventuristic, and Custeristic.
FRED HAMPTON Aren't you frustrated. I'm just frustrated with the whole thing.
CHARLES WEASEL There's no unilateral belief about tech stocks. People are confused and somewhat justifiably.
ARNIE BERMAN What's happening is not so much that more people are leaving but that fewer people are coming. Our h...
HOWARD ROTH Auschwitz begins wherever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: theyre only animals.
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CHARLES HOLLIDAY JR I think they got a little frustrated. We are not very big so we have to put pressure on teams in the...
JOE LANG Though the people support the government; the government should not support the people.
GROVER CLEVELAND Though the people support the government, the government should not support the people
GROVER CLEVELAND We're pretty frustrated. The industry is struggling, people are switching to wine and spirits.
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ERIC BOGOSIAN We are so blessed. People are coming in support and in honor of the students who lost their lives.
DEBBIE MADAR Without God’s support people often break down, get disappointed and even perish
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JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
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JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
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