People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'

Life is short, Smile when you have teeth.

I love getting attention, just like a child loves it, and it's never worn off. So when people say, oh the book signings go on, why would I shoo away someone who's giving me attention? What part of standing in line for 10 hours to say how much they love you is bad to you?

The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.

You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in.