I don't say that I'm going to be like every other comic that's blue, or gratuitous use o...
GALLAGHER I know that I am an excellent live performer. I know that I have spent my life paying attention to m...
GALLAGHER I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
GALLAGHER I was the first one to allow a projectile to come off of the stage and into the audience. And I kind...
GALLAGHER Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper...
GALLAGHER I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my probl...
GALLAGHER I don't want to overthrow the government. I wanna fire 'em.
GALLAGHER Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightnes...
GALLAGHER Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as h...
GALLAGHER Mothers are the people who love us for no good reason. And those of us who are mothers know it's...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER One day before I die, I will finally understand why liberals, especially Jewish liberals, fail to fu...
MIKE GALLAGHER What's problematic about playing stadiums and driving around in private jets and drinking champa...
NOEL GALLAGHER Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.
LIAM GALLAGHER Black America knows better than anyone else the high price children pay for the sexual agendas of ad...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER In the '60s, parents were told to let their teens rebel, explore their boundaries. Increasingly ...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Children had a special status - protected from the outside world - and they dressed for the part in ...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER I am just an ordinary Catholic.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Europe, which gave us the idea of same-sex marriage, is a dying society, with birthrates 50 percent ...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER I regret the whole worlds that will never come into existence, the children, the grandchildren, all ...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Whatever their defects, Christian fundamentalists have lived peacefully among us in America for seve...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER In today's world, marketers reach inside the home and attempt to figure out not what's good ...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Oregon is the only state in the union that facilitates suicide.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER When a marriage culture fails, sexual desire no longer unites; instead it fragments.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political ...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Same-sex marriage is not the future.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER For faithful Catholics, communion is not just a nice ritual: It is the body and blood of Jesus Chris...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Democratic forms of government are vulnerable to mass prejudice, the so-called tyranny of the majori...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Charter schools have a far higher proportion of teachers who are not certified.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER To imply that religious believers have no right to engage moral questions in the public square or at...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER The strongest results were in Florida and Texas. In just one year in a Texas charter school, an aver...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Meanwhile, parents, students and teachers all report higher satisfaction with charter schools. Peopl...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER The tragedy of the civil rights movement is that just as it achieved the beginning of the end of rac...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Romantic lovers require from each other at least the facade of reason: We desire to be what romantic...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER No law can give or take away the choice to commit suicide.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Charter schools are public schools that operate, to a certain extent, outside the system. They have ...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER If everyone in the music business were brutally honest about what their intentions were then you cou...
NOEL GALLAGHER There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only proble...
AL GALLAGHER Both are great guys and we're going to miss them.
AL GALLAGHER I think our defense will be fine.
AL GALLAGHER We're looking for guys that can play defense.
AL GALLAGHER We'll have to wait and see if Eric can take on the responsibility.
AL GALLAGHER Everybody forgets Brandon hadn't played baseball in two years (before joining the T-Bones). He shoul...
AL GALLAGHER We need to talk and agree on terms. There's a lot of negotiations (that take place).
AL GALLAGHER We just couldn't fit them (under the cap) salary-wise.
AL GALLAGHER He can be the Barry Bonds of this league. He's dominant and he can make everyone else better. They w...
AL GALLAGHER Charles Peterson is a good ball player.
AL GALLAGHER I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' ...
NOEL GALLAGHER If a natural disaster like a flock of birds or a bolt of lightning causes a plane's engines to f...
MIKE GALLAGHER I've loved traveling around the country and meeting people at book signings.
MIKE GALLAGHER I've grown to love California: It's the dream of every English musician to come here and wor...
NOEL GALLAGHER Temperamentally anxious people can have a hard time staying motivated, period, because their intense...
WINIFRED GALLAGHER Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like...
LIAM GALLAGHER Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.
PETER GALLAGHER We simply have to reign in the piggish people and money-hungry lawyers who chase every ambulance the...
MIKE GALLAGHER American sports are quite masculine. And football - although it's still played by men all over t...
NOEL GALLAGHER School systems now routinely have more administrators than classroom teachers. They have armies of c...
MIKE GALLAGHER We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching.
MIKE GALLAGHER When you're in a band and there's five of you, you have to accommodate five people in every ...
NOEL GALLAGHER Of all the hard jobs around, one of the hardest is being a good teacher.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER The European Union, which is not directly responsible to voters, provides an irresistible opportunit...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER I continually ask myself if a decision I'm about to make falls short in the eyes of God or my fa...
MIKE GALLAGHER I've never been asked to do a collaboration. I guess I just don't give off that come-and-get...
NOEL GALLAGHER I remember the '70s constantly being winter in Manchester and the Irish community in Manchester ...
NOEL GALLAGHER You've got to be strong enough for love. It's very easy to be cool and cynical. It's ver...
NOEL GALLAGHER Right and wrong are not relative terms. There are fundamental truths. Evil flourishes, but good men ...
MIKE GALLAGHER I was about to get a degree in economics when I accepted that I'd be a lousy businessman, and if...
PETER GALLAGHER I've got to be by trees, otherwise I get claustrophobic.
LIAM GALLAGHER I wish I could go to the school where my close friends go, but I obviously can't. The good thing...
DAVID GALLAGHER I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man...
LIAM GALLAGHER She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
LIAM GALLAGHER The silliest, most frustrating national dialogue has been this chattering about waterboarding and sl...
MIKE GALLAGHER Listener and reader input is every bit as important as anything any of us can say. We'd be like ...
MIKE GALLAGHER For many impoverished people, living under a tarp or in a cardboard box is a way of life.
MIKE GALLAGHER We are, after all, a nation of laws. And we live in a culture where carrying a form of identificatio...
MIKE GALLAGHER There is simply no defending the preferred mode of travel for many of the celebrity crazies who lect...
MIKE GALLAGHER Great music is in the ear of the beholder.
NOEL GALLAGHER In Europe, it appears that in the name of democracy, elites are pursuing an autocratic, centralized ...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, ...
LIAM GALLAGHER Fame is something that is bestowed upon you because of success. Success is something you have to cha...
NOEL GALLAGHER Producers like to record all the drums first, then they do the bass, then all the guitars, so you...
NOEL GALLAGHER I think you can be conservative and fight for what you believe in without being mean-spirited or bas...
MIKE GALLAGHER Believe me, I bash liberals for being mean-spirited and angry, but there are plenty on my side who a...
MIKE GALLAGHER While headlines are being generated about the Democrat mindset of nationalizing private businesses a...
MIKE GALLAGHER If a police officer is looking for a criminal, he or she might stop a number of people in that parti...
MIKE GALLAGHER When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm goi...
NOEL GALLAGHER Anything that's of any use, famous people get hold of it and take it for themselves and it gets ...
NOEL GALLAGHER I love the Bee Gees, but only the pre-disco stuff. From '64 to '69, I've got all their a...
NOEL GALLAGHER 'We don't torture' is the anguished cry of squishy people who have decided that trying t...
MIKE GALLAGHER In an attempt to amuse my friends and family, I would do impressions of Dean Martin, singing Everybo...
PETER GALLAGHER Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's ...
NOEL GALLAGHER Liberals would prefer it if the bald eagle on the Great Seal was holding olive branches in both talo...
MIKE GALLAGHER Anglers find a healthy population of beautiful fish with great coloration. I've had some wonderful d...
BROOKS GALLAGHER It's a nice fishery for a small stream. It maintains a self-sustaining population of rainbow and bro...
BROOKS GALLAGHER I have fished here fairly regularly for the past five years or so. It's so close that it makes for a...
BROOKS GALLAGHER It's right here in our back yard.
BROOKS GALLAGHER I'm not interested in making money. It's just that with my talent, I'm cursed with it.
NOEL GALLAGHER Around 5th and 6th grade I thought Dean Martin was the coolest guy in the world; he was a great sing...
PETER GALLAGHER This global world has forever changed market and social conditions. I think our survival is at stake...
BRIAN GALLAGHER UPS, its employees and retirees continue to raise the bar each year with their extensive engagement ...
BRIAN GALLAGHER It went back and forth. It basically was kind of a controversial call because he didn't get some bac...
BRIAN GALLAGHER I don't know anyone at this newspaper who won't be saddened by Karen's departure. Both personally an...
BRIAN GALLAGHER I don't know anyone at this newspaper who won't be saddened by Karen's departure, ... Both personall...
BRIAN GALLAGHER That is where people start doing things that are slightly different to just doing spots and billboar...
BRIAN GALLAGHER The resources are here,
BRIAN GALLAGHER The support staff and faculty made it very successful.
BRIAN GALLAGHER It was a wonderful start to the school year. The students were excited to be back, the teachers were...
BRIAN GALLAGHER In the last couple weeks, we've had an influx. It kind of varies.
BRIAN GALLAGHER In order to be successful in our efforts to prevent child abuse and neglect from occurring, we count...
BOB GALLAGHER As a community, we honor the courage and dignity of those who rise above their injury and refuse to ...
BOB GALLAGHER We have so much. I kind of feel everybody should give a year of service in their country. It doesn't...
BOB GALLAGHER I tell people I'm really popular with all the 10-year-olds in my neighborhood.
BOB GALLAGHER My girlfriend won't ride in it anymore.
BOB GALLAGHER Saves me having to wax it.
BOB GALLAGHER America's oil and natural gas industry practices energy efficiency every day within its operations, ...
BOB GALLAGHER It seems to me that this is a market where fundamental analysis has fallen flat. If you're looking f...
BRETT GALLAGHER Investors had to decide this (Monday) morning whether last week's rally was real or just a knee-jerk...
BRETT GALLAGHER I think that the IBM numbers in particular are going to be important. The chatter that I hear is tha...
BRETT GALLAGHER There's a general concern about the economy and corporate profits, ... The deals seem to be driven b...
BRETT GALLAGHER Everyone has talked about employment being the missing link in the recovery, but as the weekly joble...
BRETT GALLAGHER I think it's extremely important for U.S. investors to get this idea. It's slowly becoming more main...
BRETT GALLAGHER Some companies have a policy of currency hedging, and you have to factor that into the picture.
BRETT GALLAGHER I don't think it adds any certainty to investors' uncertainty about the future.
BRETT GALLAGHER Once the market has fallen far and fast, there tends to be a pause.
BRETT GALLAGHER It is a little bounce and it's not to be unexpected given how much the markets sold off last week so...
BRETT GALLAGHER That kept the momentum in our favor. That was a great goal-line stand by our kids. We almost had one...
BILL GALLAGHER We wanted to impose our will. We wanted to execute our game plan and our players did an outstanding ...
BILL GALLAGHER We could not have found a better candidate to lead our marketing efforts as the company phases up op...
BILL GALLAGHER Our kids challenge each other every day. Our success has brought confidence. And they've earned all ...
BILL GALLAGHER Anytime you lose a starter, it hurts. Anyone that comes through our program leaves a piece of himsel...
BILL GALLAGHER We always use the last game as a motivational tool. We've come up short. We remind the kids of that ...
BILL GALLAGHER In Greeley, our gas stations are neighborhood stores where the clientele is fairly familiar with the...
BILL GALLAGHER That was a great experience for our kids to play a big game like that in front of a big crowd. Erie ...
BILL GALLAGHER Speed makes (the coaches) look smart. We have to get the ball into the hands of the guys that can do...
BILL GALLAGHER Our kids really got something out of that game, which we hope will help us out down the road for the...
BILL GALLAGHER Despite the fact that there was not one shred of evidence that George Zimmerman 'racially profil...
MIKE GALLAGHER The Left loves to demonize the financially successful.
MIKE GALLAGHER Evil is everywhere. But to believe that this is a country that resembles the Jim Crow-era is ludicro...
MIKE GALLAGHER You can't improve what you can't measure, and liberals have resisted any kind of meaningful ...
MIKE GALLAGHER I'm against people downloading music.
NOEL GALLAGHER Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like...
LIAM GALLAGHER The failure to readily identify the battle between good and evil is a nagging, ongoing, dangerous pa...
MIKE GALLAGHER I was absolutely terrified,
LIAM GALLAGHER My eyebrows make a more profound impact on other people than they do on me. I just let 'em grow.
PETER GALLAGHER Tony Blair is a brilliant politician. Unfortunately, his legacy is entwined with George W. Bush beca...
NOEL GALLAGHER I've made mistakes, usually when I felt backed against a wall or faced enormous pressure. I'...
MIKE GALLAGHER It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, s...
LIAM GALLAGHER I expected a lot of flak over my new book, '50 Things Liberals Love to Hate' from, well, lib...
MIKE GALLAGHER Fueled by the kindness and generosity of strangers, 'Food for the Poor' builds houses for pe...
MIKE GALLAGHER This is a tragic reminder that it may not be enough to review the documents. You may need to follow ...
TOM GALLAGHER Let me make this clear: I didn't want a fight. What I wanted from President Bush was a nominee about...
MAGGIE GALLAGHER When you're the cash cow that lays the golden goose egg, people are always going to cheer you on...
NOEL GALLAGHER I commend our investigators and prosecutors for their tenacity in making our state a national leader...
TOM GALLAGHER Sheer panic because we were in Florida and there was nothing we could do.
JANALEE GALLAGHER We should be judged as musicians, and bloody fine ones at that.
LIAM GALLAGHER The global warming hysterics don't just offer opinions and beliefs about greenhouse gases and th...
MIKE GALLAGHER I don't think people need to know what colour socks I'm wearing today; I don't think peo...
NOEL GALLAGHER If I were in the Beatles, I'd be a good George Harrison.
NOEL GALLAGHER I yearn for the day when we'll return to the foundational value that makes this country great.
MIKE GALLAGHER Sen. McCain isn't someone who strikes you as a particularly dynamic speaker. He doesn't seem...
MIKE GALLAGHER Ask any cop, and they'll assure you that it doesn't exactly take a forensics team from NCIS ...
MIKE GALLAGHER The American war-writing tradition is a proud one and booming in this era of the Global War on Terro...
MATT GALLAGHER There's been no friction,
NOEL GALLAGHER Either they lied in their proxy if they think this is an aggressive closing date, or they're doing e...
JIM GALLAGHER Picture what this country felt like in the weeks and months after 9/11. Can you imagine anyone even ...
MIKE GALLAGHER Education means teaching kids how to do stuff and how to think about stuff. Education is a pretty si...
MIKE GALLAGHER Liberal idiocy surrounds us all. It threatens to destroy the values and lifestyles that millions of ...
MIKE GALLAGHER Public school teachers enjoy a huge amount of job security, thanks to their powerful unions and infl...
MIKE GALLAGHER I don't dislike rappers or hip-hop or people who like it. I went to the Def Jam tour in Manchest...
NOEL GALLAGHER Jesse Jackson is a master of the old expression that it doesn't matter what someone says about y...
MIKE GALLAGHER The birds are relatively silent. The woods, they're like a jungle, just thick foliage, just incredib...
TIM GALLAGHER Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to...
NOEL GALLAGHER It doesn't matter if one is live on-air or sitting through a commercial break. There aren't ...
MIKE GALLAGHER Larry King and his producers ought to go back to school and learn what 'fair and balanced' r...
MIKE GALLAGHER Being a lad is what I'm about.
LIAM GALLAGHER Now we all drink Pepsi
NOEL GALLAGHER It's a little chicken and egg. The flows tend to follow the market, but when you get a nice six mont...
BRETT GALLAGHER That's a generic rule. I don't know if it applies to Bush.
TOM GALLAGHER I got a chance to start at a great institution and all of Bob's connections have helped me from ther...
PETER GALLAGHER It was exactly the same injury. I thought of it right away,
PETER GALLAGHER When I was at Dartmouth, we recruited nationally. Here, when we recruit, we're home at night.
PETER GALLAGHER It's always been the case of something you suspect but have never been able to prove. Earnings seem ...
BRETT GALLAGHER It's a good thing we won, because we were going to thrash the place if we didn't.
LIAM GALLAGHER Baby boomers get credited with changing society, but I would think the gentlemen who fought in World...
CHARLES GALLAGHER The birds tend to be more vocal and active because they're coming into breeding season and it's much...
TIM GALLAGHER I think the main difference between me and my opponent is that nobody really thinks he can win the g...
TOM GALLAGHER Overall the group is in a strong position and optimistic for the future,
CHARLES GALLAGHER With every song that I write, I compare it to the Beatles. The thing is, they only got there before ...
NOEL GALLAGHER To be quite honest, John Lennon had questionable politics. There was a flip side. He was all peace a...
NOEL GALLAGHER To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up.
PETER GALLAGHER We have our work cut out for us.
ART GALLAGHER There are a lot of issues in town right now that we could be working on.
ART GALLAGHER We need four more members, one of which has to be a Planning Board member.
ART GALLAGHER When someone sees the game for the first time, their eyes are immediately drawn to the aircraft, vir...
TIM GALLAGHER Occasionally a hunter will come up with a really good sighting, and they're all in the places you'd ...
TIM GALLAGHER In the long term, certainly anything that the federal government can do to expedite the creation and...
TIM GALLAGHER We will definitely operate normally out of New Orleans. We have not put a time frame on it.
TIM GALLAGHER They hate to see it leave, but they understand, ... I'm going to miss all my customers. I had a lot ...
TIM GALLAGHER We will not earn any more money from the charter of these three vessels to the government than we wo...
TIM GALLAGHER You're giving up a little in sound and trunk space, and paying a little higher pricing. But it's a m...
TIM GALLAGHER