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People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.


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JILLIAN MICHAELS I would assume it was his correctional badge, although I'm not sure. Then he went inside a store to ...
IAN MICHAELS Nothing speaks to my spirit like music does...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS A person should not have to give a piece of themselves in order to receive help.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Whenever they say I am outgoing, I say...We must have met on the dance floor
EVY MICHAELS Rocky was solid. It was nice to see him get a nice win over a good BEA wrestler and that will only h...
BRETT MICHAELS The single most important thing you can do for your health is to give up animal products.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS How do you convince yourself that you are not what your parents told you you are? Look up!
CRISTABEL MICHAELS The measure of a man is not what is in his paycheck, but what is in his heart.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS For those of you who have family's that love you, help you and support you you are greatly blessed. ...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS How many times can a heart break before it never mends again?
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Tough love does not come across as love but as punishment. Isn't there enough suffering in the world...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS When self-reliance changes from a principle of love to a principle of force it is no longer a princi...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Do not engage people you know do not care about you.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS What makes us all equal are the teachings of Christ.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS There is no rule that is so important that it should supersede love.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS I just love it when people say, "Let it go", "Get over it" and, "Forgive". I always wonder what has ...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS “How much should we sacrifice for our children...everything...till our very last breath.”
CRISTABEL MICHAELS My heroes are those that have made it to the other side of abuse.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS I know there are some good men out there, because I can count the ones I've met on one hand!
CRISTABEL MICHAELS It is a constant struggle to be happy in the sadness of abuse.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Change the direction of that ripple with a smile.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS How can telling the truth make someone a sinner?
CRISTABEL MICHAELS There is not much more beautiful in the world than the silence of snow.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS For an abuser to call their victim mentally ill is just another form of abuse. Abuse causes trauma, ...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS The only logical explanation is that I am an angel.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS There is no such thing as a humane meat eater.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Eating meat in a world that obtains its meat the way this one does is not okay with God.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Steak, eggs, milk and cheese...numb, numb, numb, numb.
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