People just aren't getting the message.
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The message is being heard. We're just not getting the answer people want to get.
KYLE DIPPERY Jeff is getting more comfortable each day,
LOVIE SMITH Offensive linemen arent real athletes.
ANTHONY WEAVER We're not looking to hamper anybody's good time, that's certainly not what we want. We want people t...
JEFF WUITE There's no indication anyone else has seen this fellow. Of course, the investigation is still relati...
JEFF WUITE An unknown male approached her from one of the stalls in the girls' bathroom, dragged her into the s...
JEFF WUITE The outcome was that no charges should be laid.
JEFF WUITE There are now two to three more officers out in the community walking the beat.
JEFF WUITE An investigation has been started. In fact, the staff sergeant in charge of vice is looking into tha...
JEFF WUITE Most of the charges are for things like possession of stolen property, theft over and under $5,000, ...
JEFF WUITE I don't think it's uncommon any more, to see the third party come in. Not that it suggests there was...
JEFF WUITE We just weren't getting any breaks. Jeff Stoughton said the same thing heading into the (Olympic) Tr...
CHARLEY THOMAS Maybe our message of encouraging people to seek flu shots is getting through.
LOLA RUSSELL It's kind of tough to catch someone's attention. People are not just getting this message from us, t...
CATHY ASATO Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..
OGDEN NASH Maybe the message is getting through.
DAVID FRIEDMAN In campaigns we all know about radio, TV and direct mail. And we call those 'vehicles' for getting a...
JERRY KILGORE That spike in the summer didn't happen for no reason at all. I think people are getting the message.
DR. JEFFREY DRAZEN I'm a big Jeff Buckley fan. But he only had one album and then he died. So I started with Jeff Buckl...
JACE SEAVERS And I have a message for the liberals and the defenders of the status quo: we're just getting st...
RICK PERRY Wow, that's wild, the message isn't getting across.
JOSEPH MARBACH They're reaching people we can't. We have no problem with that. They're only getting a good message ...
LYNDA SCAGGS The kids are getting the message, ... Lewis & Clark Fire Expedition.
DIRK JOHNSON Jeff Ulbrich understands the game. He works hard. He studies film. Coverage is not just speed, it's ...
MIKE SINGLETARY People just think fat is the devil incarnate, and that's an incorrect message.
ABBY BLOCH Sauces or peppers that arent hot, are like books that dont entretain (or vice versa).
JAIME TENORIO VALENZUELA Instead of breaking that bridge, we should, if possible, provide
another, that he may retire the so...
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We make war that we may live in peace.
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We've just got to work hard at getting the message out. We are picking up the momentum as the dust s...
BRIAN MEYER Hopefully the message is getting out and the kids are getting wise on what drugs and alcohol can do.
DONNELL BARTON When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just...
PAUL KANTNER When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just...
PAUL KANTNER We feel like we have done really well in getting the message across.
JOSH ROBINSON In the patient symposium we will focus on getting the message through with patients.
LOUIS DENIS I am excited about what happened. For us, just getting all the organizations coming together, to sen...
LYDIA HERNANDEZ Jeff didn't let that bother him, ... He just went back and made the next one.
CHRIS GARDOCKI There's a lot of reasons why we're doing this. One is we really just wanted to send a very strong me...
ALISON LEVINE That will be an effort not so much in selling the brand as getting people on the same page with the ...
DAMANI J. LEECH Getting to play for the home folks, there on Lake Martin, with guys like Jeff Cook, man it dont get ...
BRAD COTTER I think you have to send a message out to those outside the state, ... that Louisiana is in fact tak...
ROBERT ADLEY My message is not just to disabled people, but to everyone: You have to work hard.
NATALIE DU TOIT i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL The message is getting out to the public that nursing is a terrific field. We need the resources to ...
CAROLYN WILLIAMS Getting to play for the home folks, there on Lake Martin, with guys like Jeff Cook, man it dont ge...
BRAD COTTER I just think it sends the wrong message to have a celebration when people are not back in their hous...
ERNEST JOHNSON We think the dangers of overexposure to the UV rays of the sun are getting through to people in thei...
DR. AVERY KUFLIK The governor needs to stay on message, and that is getting people out of New Orleans, provide stabil...
JOHNNY ANDERSON Studio heads seem to be getting the message that there is not only an audience out there, but there ...
DAVID HAREWOOD It was good but not great. The message is not getting out as well as it should.
DAVID HIPGRAVE Hygiene sometimes just isn't a priority with some people. So my public health message is basically t...
CRISTINA PASA Hygiene sometimes just isn't a priority with some people. So my public health message is basically t...
CRISTINA PASA Getting to know the people up at the hospital (is good). Just getting to be able to do something.
EMILY PRUST This jury is getting the message that the plaintiffs' lawyers have been sending them for two years n...
MARK GOTTLIEB A thank-you can be just as meaningful as a soulful ten-page message.
DREW BARRYMORE Creating this alliance and getting a message out to the people and the consumers and these buyers th...
BEA GOODWIN Some very famous directors have started in the mail room, which is just getting inside the studio, g...
KENNETH ANGER Today that was the message — think about getting your valuables out and renting a U-Haul. Expect t...
CHRIS BADGER Jeff VandeGrift has been in control and has gotten most of the reps. He played a lot better last wee...
DOUG PRESTON Jeff Foxworthy Show.
BILL ENGVALL [Angela arent the first people to put graphic sex talk over backing tracks call em Peaches without t...
CHRISTOPHER RAND You just don't hear of people getting shut out completely.
JEFF GREGSON The policies apparently are working. We have stronger enforcement and the message about bringing gun...
BILL MODZELESKI People think it's similar to a CD, but it's not. The message for investors is to make sure they just...
BARBARA RAASCH I think people were just getting a kick out of the whole situation.
KOY DETMER People are getting kicked out of hotels as we speak. It sends a mixed message. ... We are saying we ...
ERNEST JOHNSON Most people are convinced that bottled water, juice and things like Gatorade are the healthier way t...
JAMES RUSSELL Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No con...
BRYAN CALLEN Jeff had a lot of good friends and taught a lot of people to bowl and be consistent,
TERRY WOOD Jeff will be looked at as a middle innings, setup guy. He's put up some impressive numbers in the pa...
WALT JOCKETTY Jeff is not looking past Robin Reid. Reid is the stiffest test Jeff Lacy will have faced in his 19-0...
GARY SHAW Unfortunately, there are some people who just aren't getting it yet.
BOB FOLLE I resent the idea that people would blame the messenger for the message, rather than looking at the ...
ANITA HILL [To regain power] the Democrats just need to stick to the message that the American people are the m...
MARLA SELVIDGE Jeff played really well. It's tough to score on him. We just have got to do a better job inside the ...
ERIC SIMS They're getting their message across before bargaining begins in earnest. Showing a lot of visibilit...
HARLEY SHAIKEN If the message has been needed or something isn't getting done right we would reinforce it and that'...
LOREN JACULA We should be ready to help one another whether we know them or not, ... That's the message I'm getti...
THE CLARION-LEDGER The message we're getting is that you better do your job or they don't mind replacing you. Nobody's ...
DUNTA ROBINSON I'm just getting older and better.
NEAL SCHON These are things that religions teach us and have taught us in the past, but people are not necessar...
MARCIA NELSON What was big was Kenny Lofton getting that triple to start it off. To a pitcher, that's big because ...
NOMAR GARCIAPARRA riley: give me a romantic comedy any day.
rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? KERI ARTHUR The best thing is for people to disclose. That's the message.
KAREN MALL Come to me last, Jeff.
ERIC KAISER We just want to get our message across.
GLORIA HERNANDEZ Films with a message just make me laugh.
CLAUDE CHABROL That's just the kind of person he is. He would hope that someone would do the same for him or his ki...
KAREN PETERS I think people were just starving for good material because they just weren't getting it on the ...
JOHN OATES Jeff: I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cap...
ERIC BOGOSIAN When Nike says, just do it, that's a message of empowerment. Why aren't the rest of us speaking to y...
NAOMI KLEIN The contrast in their pitches is significant. Yet both of them are positioning themselves to help us...
BRYAN PRICE He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone.
-fro...
ROBERT JORDAN I was Jazzy Jeff's assistant.
TROY CARTER This isn't about money for Jeff. Jeff is guaranteed his full salary regardless of what happens ? if ...
BARRY AXELROD We're not getting call after call from people saying just sell me out.
BROOKS TUCKER We have not done a good enough job just getting Milwaukee on the radar screen, ... People just don't...
TOM BARRETT Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of sta...
CYNDI LAUPER Now it's not a one-sided debate. You have a message getting out there in a much more positive way.
ED GOEAS We try to teach them how to make a presentation so that it's valuable to people, so they deliver a m...
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JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
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