People read me but they don't subscribe.

I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.