Karl Pilkington
Related I believe there's - now, don't get me wrong; I'm not prejudiced - there's some white... CHARLIE SIFFORD WARREN SPECTOR CASSANDRA CLARE What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen... JOHN DE MOL, JR. I don't think anyone who runs a TV show would ever say to you, 'I have a grasp on running a ... ELIZABETH MERIWETHER IGGY AZALEA It's possible that we could change a human gene and double our life span. I don't know if th... CYNTHIA KENYON Some people say to be an actor you've got to die to do it. I think it's healthy if you think... KATE ASHFIELD I love to get to that place where I don't know what kind of music I'm doing; I don't kno... ARIEL PINK MARC NEWSON I don't care what color the parents are. I don't care if it's a giraffe and a fish livin... PATRICIA POLACCO I really don't care if people know who I am or what's said about me. HALEY JOEL OSMENT AYELET ZURER People think it's suspect and self-indulgent to make art, and I don't think that's true.... DANA SPIOTTA PAIGE VANZANT I don't want to intimidate people. There's nothing bullyish about me, you know. If there'... DAVE BAUTISTA I don't know if that's a year's bad luck, or if that's how it works. But stealing a ... ADRIAN MCKINTY CRAIG GROESCHEL ORNETTE COLEMAN JULIA ROBERTS BRYSON TILLER LIBBA BRAY GARY JOHNSON I can't write things. I'm embarrassed all the time about that, particularly if people don... DANNEL MALLOY ERIC KRIPKE ABRAHAM A. RIBICOFF TODD RUNDGREN If I'm listening to country, it's Hank Williams, George Jones, Merle Haggard and stuff like ... BUZZ OSBORNE I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's tru... JAVIER BARDEM In my home country, which is one of the oldest kingdoms in the world, you're born with the title... PILOU ASBAEK MADONNA CICCONE I have a very open mind. I believe that there's a spirit world. I believe that there's a lot... ANTHONY HEAD EDDIE VEDDER OMARI HARDWICK ELLEN DEGENERES DAVID CHIPPERFIELD ROMAN POLANSKI When people talk about the great quarterbacks, it's almost exclusively the guys who have won Sup... WARREN MOON CHRISTOPHER WALKEN It's funny to be discovered by a lot of people who didn't know you before. People always use... TERRY O'QUINN NANCY REAGAN JACK LOWDEN Some people write a thank you note for a gift, and it's three pages long, and some people write ... BILL CALLAHAN OLIVIA THIRLBY BO BURNHAM NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I don't know if it's irrational, and I would never say this before, but I think I'm a li... TAYLOR HANSON BETTY WHITE TADASHI YANAI They may well say not only is this not true, but I will put in an injunction to prevent publication.... IAN HISLOP DANA CARVEY YOGI BERRA If my son came to me years from now and told me, 'I'm gay,' I'd say, 'That's... VIVIENNE MING If you have 130 people on set, all with different opinions, sometimes it's going to kick off. Th... ANEURIN BARNARD JOHN LENNON People are paralyzed on a football field. People die. You just never know when it's going to be ... TROY POLAMALU BOBBY ORR CARINE ROITFELD I don't want to ever write a book that seems like it's pandering to younger people or talkin... RANSOM RIGGS I don't know if I would say that I'm specifically a history buff. I do find a lot of things ... OREN PELI TENA DESAE ASAP ROCKY WILLIAM J. CLINTON What's so great about DreamWorks is that it's run by filmmakers who believe that if it's... OCTAVIA SPENCER JACK WELCH KATRINA KAIF Some people think that if their opponent plays a beautiful game, it's okay to lose. I don't.... MAGNUS CARLSEN It's good to have a manager who shares your interests, or goals. You can presumably trust a husb... DOROTHY STRATTEN GRAHAM MOORE DYLAN MORAN It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And ... CHELSEA PERETTI I'm not sure that it's possible to write a novel about people who don't transgress or st... TOM PERROTTA RACHEL DRATCH I don't believe that if one door closes, that's the end. You're in control of that, but ... MICHELLE PHAN LADY GAGA MAGGIE STIEFVATER I went to my son's graduation this weekend, and I heard a great quote I've never heard befor... HAMILTON JORDAN CHARISMA CARPENTER DEMETRI MARTIN Our weights fluctuate: Some people gain or lose, even friends who are average size. If I would say &... CHRISSY METZ I don't want to buy something that has harmed anyone. This is my absolutely strongest belief, an... BRUNELLO CUCINELLI I would love to have a conversation with you when we're working, and if I'm at a basketball ... EMILY RIOS ELMORE LEONARD KODI SMIT-MCPHEE We have this myth that if you work hard, you can accomplish anything. It's not a very American t... DAVID LINDSAY-ABAIRE I'm just into making quality stuff if I can, with interesting people and good scripts. But it... EWAN MCGREGOR KAREN BLACK NICK VUJICIC ROBERT WINSTON If I don't play well, then it's not the end of the world, because we all learn in tennis tha... LAURA ROBSON When I'm watching somebody act, it's a behavior editorial function - I look at someone act, ... DAVID FINCHER NICK VUJICIC My thing about looking good is that it should be the character. If I'm playing a character who&#... AIDAN QUINN RACHEL NICHOLS KELLY ROWLAND In the West, people don't have any real problems. It's all based on bad conscience, a very C... MARJANE SATRAPI BILLY CORGAN I feel like it's a dangerous and dark world if 'Sunny' becomes mainstream comedy. If you... ROB MCELHENNEY At the end of the day, life's about realising one's human potential. I don't know if I&#... LINTON KWESI JOHNSON CARRIE UNDERWOOD
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KARL RAHNER How often I have found that we grow to maturity not by doing what we like, but by doing what we shou... KARL RAHNER Thus in such a Labour Party there can be no question of independent policy. KARL RADEK The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism. KARL RADEK If a Labour movement, on a bourgeois basis, has hitherto existed in the country where the new moveme... KARL RADEK Every social organisation which is rooted in life still lasts a long time, even after the conditions... KARL RADEK Without Socialism the working class is a heterogeneous mixture of different categories, some of whic... KARL RADEK The enmity of such a party towards Socialism does not mean that the members are only prejudiced agai... KARL RADEK A Labour party is not a debating club, it is a party of action. KARL RADEK In general, if signs of sectarianism do appear in a Socialist Party, these are only the products of ... 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Seriously, I don't know if people would really tell you this. But in my dream world, the people ... 
You know that I had heard so many times people say things like, 'You could never write 'Harr... 
I always say: 'Share your happiness with the world, give other people that happiness and let it ... 
You know that's history, that's why some people say that my stuff is retro, but I don't ... 
If I get lucky and I can choose, I would always choose a really good story and screenplay, even if I... 
I'm just going to be myself; there's no reason for me to try and go out there and put a cert... 
If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God. 
That's why I haven't been so anxious. But now, lots of people write and say, 'I want to ... 
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't li... 
Some people are really proud of me, and some don't like it. I don't really know what to tell... 
I'm one of those people who has to write. If I don't write, I feel itchy and depressed and c... 
I would say that a wasted vote is voting for anybody you don't believe in. If you believe in the... 
If I had a worldview, and I don't know if I do, but if I did, it's one that's intensely ... 
You should not do an autobiography if you want to tell the truth. There are a lot of things I know a... 
And so it's inescapable and people who proclaim scrupulous honesty can only proclaim that if the... 
I have my work and my faith... If that's boring to some people, I can't tell you how much I ... 
I'm not ready to be that guy who can meet with world leaders and all that. It's tremendous w... 
If your character is just out there acting a fool, viewers are gonna say, 'Why am I watching thi... 
I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c... 
A building is no good if someone's got to explain to you why it's good. You can't say yo... 
You have to show violence the way it is. If you don't show it realistically, then that's imm... 
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When people say, 'You have Alzheimer's,' you have no idea what Alzheimer's is. You k... 
I'm not running about playing romantic leads. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thi... 
I don't believe that if I came out as bisexual the world will change. But it's really import... 
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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 
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I love if someone invites me to a restaurant, so I don't know if that's a feminist. 
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If you believe in making change from the bottom up, if you believe the measure of change is how many... 
If you don't have public hangings for bad culture in a company, if you don't take people out... 
I believe that if you reject and don't respect what you have now, that's ingratitude. I'... 
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. 
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The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property. 
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