People tend to pay attention to the guy who shouts and ignore the one who whispers.

I'd have your back off-site too, if you'd let me." ~Cain, Ghost of You

When my assistant strolled into my office one idle Tuesday morning, I had no way of knowing this would be the moment everything changed. A series of dominoes tipping with a clack, all leading to an unexpected and crazy end. One I fear I won't ever recover from.

Yes, best friend of mine. I am the famous photographer you've admired for years, and the man who's admired you.

I kinda felt like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touched me, but no one wanted me.

Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.