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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.


George Carlin

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MONICA RAYMUND I don't care if people think I'm boring.
STEVE-O You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you jus...
EVEL KNIEVEL I don't care what other people are doing.
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