People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.

Well, it's still the beginning of the so-called confession season, but it is a little disturbing in that we're running somewhat higher than the normal number of pre-announcements that we would expect this early. And we're running a little bit more negative than we normally do at this early stage.

Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and kill themselves. These things should be the least of our worries. The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal,' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously.

Record sales don't matter when the people who bought the records are dead and gone.

I don't need to personally agree with something in order to recognize that it's true.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.