People with the purest souls are capable of the greatest evils.

When people inexplicably dissapeared into thin air, it was usually because they had a new zip code. Something like 666

Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt

Some girl named Eva has him convinced that you put out after one beer."
"What?" My voice was as shrill as the ringing tardy bell
"I personally don't believe it" he went on blithely, "and I have a Porsche. Not as much leg room as a Beamer, but so much hotter, I'm told.

Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

I couldn't stop staring at his mouth when he spoke. I bet he knew how to kiss. Perfect kisses too, ones that weren't wet and gross, but the kind that curled toes.
I needed to stop looking at him in general.