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Wayne Rooney

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NIALL HORAN Can real love exist in a relationship where one of the partners regard himself or herself as superio...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It's OK not to be perfect, because perfect does not exist!
RICK PRICE In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist, so let's not hope for one.
ZE FRANK Perfection does not exist - only God is perfect.
CAROLINA HERRERA The arts don't exist in isolation.
DAVID BYRNE Don't think you can act perfectly. A perfect person doesn't exist. Always strive to give your best e...
ERALDO BANOVAC You can't buy something which does not exist. In a way, let's make things exist and then jud...
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BOB MARLEY All those people who go to NASCAR and sing country & western songs and live in Tennessee, they t...
AL STEWART I don't think there's a perfect time to have kids. I think first you have to find the perfec...
IRINA SHAYK A writer needs to write, period. He or she can't wait for the muse, shouldn't need peace and...
ROBERT J. SAWYER Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.
SIMON COWELL I don't have perfect pitch, but I have relative pitch. I'm glad I don't have perfect pit...
BILLY ECKSTINE One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....
STEPHEN HAWKING A modern civilization is only possible when it is accepted that singular beings exist and express th...
TAHAR BEN JELLOUN Wayne Rooney is top drawer.
SAM ALLARDYCE I mean, you know, we don't live in a perfect world.
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SARA ZARR So many people are concerned with being the perfect 'something.' Whether it's the perfec...
HALSEY I really don't like when things are all polished and perfect - the perfect love story and the ha...
MARISA TOMEI Many companies don't exist after 25 years. It's a rarity. Or if they do exist, they're l...
JOHN MORGRIDGE To Taoism that which is absolutely still or absolutely perfect is absolutely dead, for without the p...
ALAN W. WATTS New York isn't segregated the way many American cities are, where there are specific ethnic neig...
MIKE D In a perfect world, I don't think any man should slap anyone.
JIM BROWN Show me an Irishman who can't tell a story - I don't think they exist.
PATRICIA POLACCO We don't need legitimacy. We exist. Therefore we are legitimate.
MENACHEM BEGIN People read things into my commercials that don't even exist.
CALVIN KLEIN We would be silly to say that race issues don't exist in 2014.
CANDICE PATTON This is who I am. I'm not perfect. I don't want to try to be perfect.
MICHAEL STRAHAN Conditions in Tuscany are perfect.
OLAF LUDWIG Don't be misled by those who claim God doesn't exist, because He does.
BILLY GRAHAM I have never been able to grasp the meaning of time. I don't believe it exists. I've felt th...
THOR HEYERDAHL Did you see more glass?
J.D. SALINGER She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ...
J.D. SALINGER The best bribe which London offers today to the imagination, is, that, in such a vast variety of peo...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Our memory is a more perfect world than the universe: it gives back life to those who no longer exis...
GUY DE MAUPASSANT I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.
RICHARD GERE Most women don't play like guys do: they don't wrestle, fight, get into brawls. They don'...
VICTORIA PRATT I don't make an effort to be sloppy. I just don't consider a perfect hairdo and a perfect fa...
JULIETTE LEWIS Life wasn’t perfect, but it wasn’t supposed to be. Eternal beauty could not exist if it were not...
ALLIE BURKE I don't like things too overstated in the cut or too perfect.
JOHN MALKOVICH Go up in an airplane. Go high enough, and it's like we don't even exist.
MUHAMMAD ALI I've never seen a low point. I like to believe that they don't exist.
SHREYA GHOSHAL The conditions which now exist in Germany make it impossible for industrial production to reach the ...
JAMES F. BYRNES You cannot afford to wait for perfect conditions. Goal setting is often a matter of balancing timing...
GARY RYAN BLAIR My forms are geometric, but they don't interact in a geometric sense. They're just forms tha...
ELLSWORTH KELLY You can't be perfect. You can't be the perfect father. You can't be the perfect singer.
EDDIE VEDDER The tabloids create their own stories about people's lives that don't exist.
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PERFECT STATISTICS Comprehensive meta-analysis is the world's most extensively used program for meta-analysis. It inclu...
PERFECT STATISTICS Within these strangely specific conditions, everything is perfect. We are perfect.
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.
ERIC ANDRE The bricks and mortar of the music business, they don't exist any longer.
JOHN OATES The biggest thing is we need to stop acting like racism don't exist.
LIL REL HOWERY People don't understand the pressure on me to look perfect.
KIM KARDASHIAN I don't see myself as the perfect person at all.
D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON I don't have to try to be perfect at everything.
CINDY CRAWFORD Sometimes, in the summer, I just step out of my home, and I see all these people - Montreal is like ...
EVELYNE BROCHU My perfect weekend is going for a walk with my family in the park. I don't think there's any...
ANNE WOJCICKI He's the love of my life [on Wayne Rooney]
COLEEN MCLOUGHLIN Colours exist for me as entities in themselves, as metaphysical beings.
ETEL ADNAN I don't think 'Cocktail' was a perfect critical success, but it touched a vein in our cu...
ELISABETH SHUE The minute that you bring a unicorn into a story, you know that it's a fairy tale or a fable, be...
GLORIA VANDERBILT A lot of the time, you see something really beautiful, but if you don't have the perfect figure ...
CAMILA ALVES A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
JESSICA SIMPSON In a perfect world, I would be a painter. I love working with my hands. I don't get to do it as ...
HALLE BERRY Spring Break is very strange. I grew up in France, so I don't know Spring Break. That doesn'...
ALEXANDRE AJA You don't want to play a perfect person; no one cares about that.
MATTHEW MORRISON Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will.
JOSS WHEDON Limited partnerships are required to amend their filings whenever important changes, such as the adm...
CAROL LOOMIS The best moments can't be preconceived. I've spent a lot of time in editing rooms, and a sce...
BRAD PITT How do I know that you exist?
That's just it. I don't!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS You don't really need modernity in order to exist totally and fully. You need a mixture of moder...
THEODORE BIKEL I had perfect conditions for that. The lake was calm.
BOYD DUCKETT You can't make a perfect painting. We can see perfection in our minds. But we can't make a p...
AGNES MARTIN Tech companies don't exist in a bubble; they draw from and feed into a larger community. Ideally...
RYAN HOLMES Why there is word for "End"???, which mean why there is "End",...!?

(So far it doesn't ex...
DEYTH BANGER When I was born in 1920, the auto was only 20 years old. Radio didn't exist. TV didn't exist...
RAY BRADBURY Perfect doesn't exist for people like us, Bartholomew. Passable. That's what I want. Just simply pas...
MATTHEW QUICK God makes everything in perfect time, and he doesn't give you anything you can't handle.
RAFAEL DOS ANJOS I never have found the perfect quote. At best I have been able to find a string of quotations which ...
CALDWELL O'KEEFE I don't have perfect pitch. My drums sound like a drummer, not a drum machine.
TAYLOR HAWKINS The conditions are ideal. The grapes don't have to ripen as long, which makes the cool temperatures ...
ANDY WALKER It's pretty much perfect golf conditions.
GABRIEL HJERTSTEDT Part of the problem is when we bring in a new technology we expect it to be perfect in a way that we...
ESTHER DYSON Practically, I am interested in television because it keeps me home and it's fast, and I exist i...
CAMPBELL SCOTT If these theatres didn't exist, the tradition of British theatre would cease to exist.
DAVID SOUL There are supply chains that exist in China and Asia now which the U.S. simply can't replicate.
CHARLES DUHIGG Some people think memoirs should be held to a perfect journalistic standard. Some people don't. ...
JAMES FREY There are characters in movies who I call 'film characters.' They don't exist in real li...
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN The word poet literally means maker: anything which is not well made doesn't exist.
THEOPHILE GAUTIER The insurance industry communicates through codes and check-off boxes. If there's no check-off b...
JACK ANDERSON The very word perfection is full of flaw,because it can't exist. Or is that what perfection is? Flaw...
ARMANDO RODRIGUEZ JR I never try to be the poster child for the perfect mother/wife... You prioritize, you do the best yo...
CANDICE OLSON Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
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MICKEY ROONEY I knew it was a good one, a good symbol and said what we were. It said steel. It's still good.
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ROONEY MARA Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve ...
ANDY ROONEY You can expect AMD to bring out a dual-core mobile processor with DDR-2 memory in the second quarter...
DAVID ROONEY At the end of the day we looked at our golf properties and overall golf model and thought we could d...
DAVID ROONEY This is our 42nd year and our plan is to be around for four more. Our contract is up in '06. It work...
DAVID ROONEY It's a wonderful event. It's just a wonderful venue, and it's unique. I'm not sure there is another ...
DAVID ROONEY I was a gnomish prodigy - half-human, half-goblin, man-child, child-man.
MICKEY ROONEY