Perhaps the ocean doesn't have a sense of humor?

It's very sad when a person is smarter than computer, but computer has more power!

There is a lot we can learn in the kitchen,for example: "Using a substitute. You may find a cheaper, healthier or the only available ingredient to substitute the original one, but however good your cake will taste, yet it's just won't be the same. With people it's just like that.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something shiny and we lose her again.

I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then getting on with their lives. What is really needed for public officials who shame themselves is ritual suicide.