pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!
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Related The minivan that's more of a mom kind of thing. JUSTIN LEWIS The day of the minivan is kind of old. JEFF STIRN Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod. INEZ KELLEY What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan? AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I want a brood, you know. I'd like to have a little soccer team and a minivan and all that stuff... TAYLOR KINNEY It feels like we should do something," he said. "Like, send her off on a barge out to sea and set he... ALEXANDRA BRACKEN We have gone from a minivan to a full-size cargo van to a FedEx delivery truck. MARK ANTHONY Do you guys remember that one time, in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, that we somehow didn't die? JOHN GREEN Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die? JOHN GREEN He did not want the life his father had lived. He changed diapers, he drove a minivan. JEFFREY LICHTMAN Freddy believes if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of the way; I believe that it... FRANK UNDERWOOD The Quest is a competitive minivan that's sensibly priced. Reliability has been poor, but crash-test... CONSUMER REPORTS These differences mean that a car buyer's best defense against rising gas prices is to shop carefull... JACK GILLIS With 6 kids, I still pay off my student loans. I still pay my mortgage. I drive a used minivan. If y... SEAN DUFFY After a while, you just want transportation, and things like cool cars or motorcycles are all about ... GEORGE CLOONEY With the new 2007 Quest, we're staying ahead of the segment, while becoming more accessible to a wid... BRAD BRADSHAW Manufacturers are still trying to define the crossover vehicle, and we will continue to see a variet... MATT STONE Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he's a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute ... WILLIE GEIST It's disappointing that so many minivan seats are rated poor for rear impact protection. Drivers of ... ADRIAN LUND If you're sitting in your minivan, playing your computer animated films for your children in the... JOHN LASSETER When he signed his contract for [the Fusion], he went out and bought a minivan, put 20-inch rims on ... PABLO MASTROENI When he signed his contract for [the Fusion], he went out and bought a minivan, put 20-inch rims on ... PABLO MASTROENI For thou art the God of my strength: why dost thou cast me off? why go I mourning because of the opp... BIBLE I will say unto God my rock, Why hast thou forgotten me? why go I mourning because of the oppression... BIBLE The cuts are a bit higher than we thought would happen. Still we think this is not a quick fix for D... MICHAEL DEAN It's disappointing that so many minivan seats are rated poor for rear impact protection. Drivers of ... ADRIAN LUND When Quest was introduced, it redefined the segment with its emphasis on combining car-like performa... BRAD BRADSHAW I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back. JOHN GREEN You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Whenever I say I made a record in the garage, people just assume that I have, like, a Lear jet parke... DAVE GROHL The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS I don't know why they picked on me like that. LUCY STEWART Obviously, given the level of his dissatisfaction, you would think they would have picked up on it a... TOM DASCHLE Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU Jesus! why dost Thou love me so? What hast Thou seen in me To make my happiness so great, So dear... FREDRICK WILLIAM FABER they could not have picked a worse person. PATRICK FITZGERALD Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Ker... ANN COULTER Thou, O God, dost sell us all good things at the price of labor LEONARDO DA VINCI Art thou like me, child of my darkest heart? And dost thou think my untamed thoughts and speak my va... KAHLIL GIBRAN Hybrids continue to refute the argument that their cost of ownership fails to justify their slightly... JAMES BELL If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... CRAIG GROESCHEL She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Bill Gates recently picked up the ukulele. And Warren Buffett is a huge ukulele fan. I even got to s... JAKE SHIMABUKURO I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me." Stars flicker... SARAH J. MAAS That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work tw... DAN CASTELLANETA I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Prophet of evil! never hadst thou yet
A cheerful word for me. To mark the signs
Of coming mi... HOMER ("SMYRNS OF CHIOS") We all pick each other up. I've picked up James before and today he picked me up. That's' why it's c... ANDY RODDICK To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ... GARY F EVANS... In the old days, if you wanted 300 horsepower under the hood you bought a sports car. Now, you can g... JOSEPH BARKER O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me! -King Richard III. Act v. Sc. 3. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If you had said to me, 'You get 4,100 jobs', I would have said, 'Boy, that's fabulous'. But if you s... JOE KRIER When you do a film, you get picked up in a car, lunch is free. Theatre is really hard, and you get a... RAFE SPALL I was just trying to throw strikes and let my defense help me. I got a lot of ground balls and they ... CLINT CROSIER [This summer, they're taking that party out on the road for their first big tour with the Backstreet... BEN ROMANS [This summer, they're taking that party out on the road for their first big tour with the Backstreet... BEN ROMANS She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN If you can find a group of women, any age, who are supportive and kind and love you, that's the ... KATIE LOWES The food was a big thing. You just picked up the phone and they brought you whatever you needed. For... JACKIE MARTINEZ When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would no... SARAH J. MAAS I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?" There was nothing but uncompromising w... SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. His first words to me— not a lie at a... SARAH J. MAAS I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door. And I was not a mouse. I ... SARAH J. MAAS No one was my master— but I might be master of everything, if I wished. If I dared. SARAH J. MAAS He drained his glass. "I made a mistake." "It's not the end of the world if you do that every n... SARAH J. MAAS I will kill anyone who harms you," Rhys snarled. "I will kill them, and take a damn long time doing ... SARAH J. MAAS Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?" "Ah. The Suriel to... SARAH J. MAAS He picked up one of Lorna's roses and set it in my lap. "Here." I picked it up and smelled it. He po... CHARLES MARTIN I had become the music and the fire and the night, and there was nothing that could slow me down. SARAH J. MAAS You have the body of a god and the smile of a demon. I walk towards you, barefoot, a believer walkin... MALAK EL HALABI Hear me when I call, O God of my righteousness: thou hast enlarged me when I was in distress; have m... BIBLE Commemoration of Mary Slessor, Missionary in West Africa, 1915 Give me an open ear, O God, that I m... JOHN BAILLIE I am jealous of everything whose beauty does not die. I am jealous of the portrait you have painted ... OSCAR WILDE Yes! you are the ruin--the ruin--the ruin--of me. I have no resources in myself, I have no confidenc... CHARLES DICKENS Llega un momento en que nos damos cuenta de que nuestros padres no se pueden salvar a ellos mismos n... JOHN GREEN Te pasas toda la vida atorado en el laberinto, pensando en cómo vas a escapar de ahí un día y que... JOHN GREEN Cuando los adultos dicen: “Los adolescentes piensan que son invencibles”, con esa sonrisa maños... JOHN GREEN Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. Y... BRYAN CALLEN I have had no control over my life. I have lived in a complete bubble. They found me and picked me f... EMMA WATSON Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA O God, help me to win, but in thy wisdom if thou willest me not to win, then O God, make me a good l... SIR ROBERT BADEN-POWELL
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