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Karl Marx

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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex
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I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to ...
DAVID LODGE
Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual lo...
KARL MARX
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY
followers of Karl Marx
NEAL BOORTZ
Russian Communism is the illegitimate child of Karl Marx and Catherine the Great.
CLEMENT ATTLEE
The world would not be in such a snarl,/ had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN
The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN
Karl Marx was right, socialism works, it is just that he had the wrong species
EDWARD O. WILSON
I believe Karl Marx could have subscribed to the Sermon on the Mount.
FIDEL CASTRO
The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!
STEPHEN COLBERT
Real scratching is superior to masturbation, in my opinion.
SAMUEL BECKETT
To love is to act.
VICTOR HUGO
War is no solution to peace.
BEN OAK
I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS
When our lips parted, he sighed. “I love those eyes, angel. When they look at me, I feel like anyt...
BIJOU HUNTER
Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"...
BILL WATTERSON
How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g...
C. JOYBELL C.
Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses."

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CARRIE FISHER
PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL
NATALIE URQUIETA
i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL
The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
E. W. HOWE
You know," Daddy said, "it's some that can live their whole life out without asking about it and it'...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR
We were quite surprised to see such clear evidence, at least within the white population, that mastu...
EDWARD LAUMANN
We were quite surprised to see such clear evidence, at least within the white population, that mastu...
EDWARD LAUMANN
See the world for what it is.
BEAUTIFUL!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk an...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the who...
THOMM QUACKENBUSH
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
WOODY ALLEN
There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critiq...
AL CAPP
Show the world there's something to fight for. Your life is the proof that beauty can still be attai...
LANA M. H. WILDER
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
ZSA ZSA GABOR
To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
Horror as for me is the best choice, you can gain a lot of. I like to be afraid like to see this shi...
DEYTH BANGER
The world that we live in is a weakness. To continuously live in an environment that weakens you, on...
APURVA GAGLANI
The aim of philosophy, abstractly formulated, is to understand how things in the broadest possible s...
WILFRID SELLARS
Karl Marx was in favor of socialist and communist-socialist revolutions, but he had a pretty nuanced...
NOAM CHOMSKY
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ANDREW TO
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ANDREW TO
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ANDREW TO
The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO
Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO
We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO
Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO
I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO
We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO
I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO
They say there is other fish in the sea, thats why we masterbait
OMEGA YEMI
Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD
Sex joins two people spiritually and emotionally as well as physically. This is its purpose-to bond ...
CRAIG GROESCHEL
The basic drive behind real philosophy is curiosity about the world, not interest in the writings of...
BRYAN MAGEE
The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he...
JESSE VENTURA
Just as Karl Marx did not attribute what he saw as the detrimental effects of a market economy to th...
THOMAS SOWELL
A librarian for president is exactly what this country needs.
RICHARD CASTLE
Here's your first problem," he said, pointing at a sentence. "'Religion is the opium of the people.'...
GIDEON DEFOE
Simon Bolivar, when history led him - and as Karl Marx said, men can make history, but only as far a...
HUGO CHAVEZ
I think that many people will intentionally overlook all of the lifeless facts about their relations...
C. JOYBELL C.
Our tradition of political thought had its definite beginning in the teachings of Plato and Aristotl...
HANNAH ARENDT
Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be...
GARY F EVANS...
Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM
The key to success is action, and the essential in action is perseverance.
SUN YAT-SEN
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
HUBERT H. HUMPHREY
Next generations will not know what is to have childhood.
DANIEL MELGAçO
Despite his best efforts, maintaining dignity in a head attached to an unclean body wrapped in uncle...
DAN GROAT
Life is about happiness—not about success.
DEBASISH MRIDHA
To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ...
GARY F EVANS...
Now isn´t the time to change yourself to fit into the world... you should be changing the world to ...
ALEXANDRA BRACKEN
There is no such thing as Hardcore Philosophy or Hardcore Science. Real Science and Real Philosophy ...
ABHIJIT NASKAR
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty da...
WOODY ALLEN
These two shows have contained scenes in which characters are shown having sex and topics such as ma...
BRENT BOZELL
These two shows have contained scenes in which characters are shown having sex and topics such as ma...
BRENT BOZELL
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
OSCAR WILDE
The world is going crazy, Karl. And when the world is crazy, a sane man is never okay." from The Ber...
R. SHARENOW
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in...
THOMAS S. SZASZ
Today I will masterbate!

Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will ma...
AL FRANKEN
Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the world; since it is experience of life, and n...
GIACOMO LEOPARDI
She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get...
RUDOLPH DELSON
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity
PATRICK MURRAY
Adultery,masturbation or abstinence can become your best friend if over familiarity & boredom kills ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
It's not a real meeting if Karl isn't there. Karl has the absolute, utter trust of the President of ...
BILL PAXON
Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, or...
L.B. GREGG
The point, as Marx saw it, is that dreams never come true.
HANNAH ARENDT
Tell your story to the universe and Let your actions speak LOVE.' No matter what it is.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO
Self Improvement is Masturbation.
TYLER DURDEN
Self improvement is masturbation...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Irony is that stronger person is consider as weaker sex in our world.
ANUJ SOMANY
One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
ARTHUR ASHE
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you do, you&#...
TYGA
And I knew that it was possible he wasn't entirely right for me, but I also knew, in some way...
CATHERINE LACEY
God is so cruel," she murmured reflectively, as though answering him.
"Yes," he admitted, from ...
EDWARD HOAGLAND
37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.
JAMES C. DOBSON
My time has is here, my mission has failed, but in spite of my limitations i will never loose faith....
RYAN LEONARD
As use-values, commodities differ above all in quality, while as exchange-values they can only diffe...
KARL MARX
It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic.
DEBASISH MRIDHA
The philosophy of FIFA is to expand world soccer space, to spread out the world football space.
VLADIMIR PUTIN
Do what is best for you; it will be the best for the world.
DEBASISH MRIDHA
Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do
SOTONYE ANGA
You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ...
SUFJAN STEVENS
Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work!
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Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex
KARL MARX
It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervour, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of Philis...
KARL MARX
Everyone who knows anything of history also knows that great social revolutions are impossible witho...
KARL MARX
The less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you t...
KARL MARX
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
GROUCHO MARX
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
GROUCHO MARX
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARX
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west ...
GROUCHO MARX
In the house in Beverly Hills where our four children grew up, living conditions were a few thousand...
HARPO MARX
In 1944 James Arthur and Minnie Susan were added to the Marx household.
HARPO MARX
In the fall of 1943 we brought home our second son, whom we named Alexander.
HARPO MARX
Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, w...
HARPO MARX
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
HARPO MARX
I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear.
HARPO MARX
I'm happy, I would say that I'm one of the happiest people I know but I've certainly had...
RICHARD MARX
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
GROUCHO MARX
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARX
High heels weren't always a girl thing. In the fifteen-hundreds, the riding shoes of French nobl...
PATRICIA MARX
New York is rich in culture, cuisine, and commerce.
PATRICIA MARX