Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.

I think my level of fame will drop back down. I think it'll recede. In fact, I know it will. That's life on Planet Earth. And I'm okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there?