Points for effort, if not using your smarts so much, Brian.

So, for all the conspiracy theories out there, ... ... that's not what this is about. It's a computer bug that people deal with everyday. It's just that ours was in front of millions of people.

If you don't take your clothes seriously, why should your viewers take you seriously?

The company has taken extraordinary measures to minimize the effect of the virus on our guests, which was limited the number of affected guests and crew on the current sailing. Our commitment is to ensuring the comfort and safety of Amsterdam guests.

failed to identify any constitutionally adequate reason for denying civil marriage to same-sex couples.

sounds like you giving this speech