Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.