Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason

If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.