Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.

It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one