Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.


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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
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I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor...
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