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Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
WILL ROGERS Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
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HORACE MANN History is replete with blunders written by sycophants.
TOMICHAN MATHEIKAL A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are movi...
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are mov...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE We see this as a much larger initiative that will spread across the country.
JASON ENOS This is not uncharted territory. As much as we dislike it, we are not as alarmed. You are not going ...
GREGG LASKOSKI This is a place where you find one-of-a-kind workouts. As far as improving your strength, ball-handl...
CHRIS THOMAS Sex joins two people spiritually and emotionally as well as physically. This is its purpose-to bond ...
CRAIG GROESCHEL If nothing is done to counter present trends, the major fault line in American politics will no long...
ROBERT B. REICH A dictatorship is a country where they have taken the politics out of the politics.
SAMUEL HIMMEL The Habre case is more worrying for African leaders as it is more universal in its implications. The...
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HENNING MANKELL America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem.
UNKNOWN Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage...
GLORIA STEINEM Getting that motel next door as much as anything is the story. Parking expansion is absolutely essen...
KEN ADAMS Our proposal is to incorporate a Home Improvement Store category into the zoning ordinance that will...
GENE HINKLE Would you want you as a friend?
PETER STROPLE It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a...
ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm...
SUPERNA BATHEJA A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.
GLORIA STEINEM What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b...
STEPHEN R. COVEY A quick solution to the problem does not exist. Chechnya is forever. As long as Russia exists as a c...
BORIS BEREZOVSKY We are going to create a paved secure parking lot that will have 100 spaces as a paid parking lot.
BRITT DREWES We try not to duplicate businesses. We will take applicants as long as space is available.
GLORIA NYSTROM They provide a tremendous service for low-income families and the working poor. We're going to help ...
DOROTHY ELLINGTON It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
WILL ROGERS In some Chicago neighborhoods, looking for a parking space is not unlike panning for gold.
GARY WASHBURN Notwithstanding Steve Rogers' pure qualities as a footballer he will be remembered as much for the w...
COLIN LOVE Tailgating can be challenging if you don't have a parking pass (scalped for as much as $200),
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
DMX I hope people don't . . . play politics during this period of time. This is a natural disaster – t...
MR BUSH There is no country in the world where it's as easy to find venture capital in the stock market ...
RON CHERNOW I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining ...
GLORIA STEINEM We look at this entire country as an area where he could possibly be as well as Canada and Mexico, ....
DON CLARK Inauthenticity is endemic in American politics today. The political backrooms where I spent much of ...
JAMES MCGREEVEY Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.
WILL ROGERS And as much as I’d like to believe there’s a truth beyond illusion, I’ve come to believe that ...
DONNA TARTT The consumer is much, much younger and wants only the finest quality that they can find and they are...
BRUCE GOLDSTEIN He promises to do as much damage and harm to Israel as he can, ... He in this sense is a very, very ...
JOSEPH LAPID What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the...
MARGARET MITCHELL I am awake and yet I dream. You can be the realist and I can be the dreamer. When our worlds collide...
KAREN A. BAQUIRAN This is not parking for the pool, it is a city parking lot.
JAN MCELWRATH If you really want to diminish a candidate, depict him as the foil of his handler. This is as old in...
KARL ROVE This land is a little land; too much shut up within the narrow seas, as it seems, to have much space...
WILLIAM MORRIS I was just thinking if the sex with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you. I'll be one happy b...
LISA KLEYPAS We did our own parking analysis and found there was far more parking than necessary. This enabled us...
EMILY GROOME By doing a two-story construction we can hold on to more of our play space. It takes half as much sp...
MARILYN GILBERT It speaks volumes about where we are. For someone with as much knowledge on politics as Dick Morris ...
DEBRA WALSH You can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of exposu...
MALCOLM GLADWELL I've always looked upon politics as a very boring thing. Politics never interested me as much as...
PAT OLIPHANT Not only is there, in my judgment, an oversupply of convention space across the country but attendan...
HEYWOOD SANDERS As far as actors go, you're not going to find many ballplayers better than me.
D. B. SWEENEY We're going to pull together so that these families can find as much normalcy as we can. We're going...
RICK PERRY As far as military necessity will permit, religiously respect the constitutional rights of all.
GEORGE B. MCCLELLAN I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.
LEWIS BLACK As far as how much you listen to the audience, you listen to them when they really hate something.
ADAM MCKAY As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
LAURA KIGHTLINGER Parking itself is a very speculative revenue source. We have been hesitant to count on that as too m...
ERIC STUCKEY As far as love is concerned, possession, power, fusion and disenchantment are the Four Horsemen of t...
ZYGMUNT BAUMAN We're producing as many engineers and scientists as South Korea -- an economy about one-tenth the si...
DAVID HUETHER Cromwell is just as much of a bloody dictator as was Stalin.
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GEORGIA REPUBLICAN I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I&...
STEVE-O It's not often you find freshmen on the varsity. Floor is an area as a team where we are not as stro...
CARLA PETERSON Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntle...
MORDECAI RICHLER As far as my favorite sites, I do a lot of mundane stuff on line because I travel so much.
BRUCE CAMPBELL To use [Monument Hill] as a surface parking lot is criminal.
TOM ARMSTRONG In a country where the art of corruption is as common as the lies we tell,the death penalty will be ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Keeping your space clean is as much a part of the end result as the dish being tasty.
CARLA HALL I think we have two very important missions in life. One is to find out who we really are and the ot...
DAVID COVERDALE We live in a stage of politics, where legislators seem to regard the passage of laws as much more im...
WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT This country isn't a melting pot. Think of this country as a stir fry. That's what this country shou...
JANE ELLIOTT I defended this country as a young man, and I will defend it as president.
JOHN KERRY I just take it one day at a time. Austin Powers has given me a lot of opportunities as far as my car...
VERNE TROYER One might not think of light as a matter of fact, but I do. And it is, as I said, as plain and open ...
DAN FLAVIN You mean old books?"

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WALLACE STEGNER Women are as much politicians as men, and I hope that more and more women will enter public life thr...
PRENEET KAUR As far as I know, the original 'X-Men' actors will remain in the franchise.
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TONY JUNIPER To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that i...
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WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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