Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.