Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

I was just saying goodbye. They had a lot of fun with me and I had a lot of fun with them and it was my last chance to be on the ice with them, so I thought I would say goodbye.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

I loved it. It was fun saying hi to people. When someone would ask what I was doing there, I would say I was going car-to-car trying to get viewers. A couple days later, I heard on the news that there was a major traffic backup at the tunnel. Imagine the problems I could have created.

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.