Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means...
Justin, looking desperately at me: No?
Nana: Are you sure?
Justin, shifting uncomfortably: I'm sure. No means no.
Nana: Well look at you. You got one right. Now here's another, even tougher sentence for you to finish. Premarital sex is...
Me: Nana! I'm so sorry Justin.
Nana: Unlike Pops, I'm not moving on. Justin?
Pops: His name is Jason.
Justin:Uh....uh....
Pops: While you think about that, why don't you tell me how you feel about drinking and driving?
Justin: I'm totally against it, I swear!
Nana: Methinks he protests too much.


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Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your bo...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
I think what he's doing is showing everybody what (the A's) lost last year, ... It's always good to ...
BUCK SHOWALTER
He had a blister that was heating up in the sixth inning. Hopefully, he'll get to the point where he...
BUCK SHOWALTER
We're real happy with Kevin this spring. He's healthy, feels good, all his pitches are there, he has...
BUCK SHOWALTER
He might be the best pitcher in our league. He throws so hard [high 90s], and he'll throw that chang...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Everything Michael does is geared toward [the first pitch of the game]. The way he prepares and goes...
BUCK SHOWALTER
We were fortunate tonight with all the walks and the hit batter. We had to scrap to get through it, ...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Everybody thinks their future is bright. We love the potential they have. It can just fortify the th...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Kevin had a great spring. He started off slow, having a nagging injury, but he is starting to swing ...
BUCK SHOWALTER
I don't think if you go in that locker room there would be anybody who even knows about that streak....
BUCK SHOWALTER
He's a special young man. He's sharp and has great people skills. He's a quick learner. J.D. will ma...
BUCK SHOWALTER
This ring may be the telltale sign of an unseen belt of bodies a few feet to a few miles in size.
MARK SHOWALTER
[Showalter, 35, came up with the moniker for the arrested-development archtype because he wanted it ...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
I went to college thinking of maybe pursuing a career in film criticism.
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Knuckleball guys are going to have their ups and downs. This was a down for R.A., who's had some goo...
BUCK SHOWALTER
The big thing was Curt Schilling, he was obviously on top of his game. We ran into a great pitcher t...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Many fans don't have the leisure time to track my every word. They're too busy brainstorming...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Two veteran pitchers surviving the heat. Kenny and Radke gave their clubs everything they had. That ...
BUCK SHOWALTER
I don't think the game got away from Kenny. He pitched well enough to win. We just did some things a...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Kenny was pitching well until he got hit by that line drive and he battled his way through five inni...
BUCK SHOWALTER
(Rogers) pitched well. Really well. Him and (Minnesota starter Brad) Radke are both veteran pitchers...
BUCK SHOWALTER
It's been a long trip, it obviously hasn't been fruitful. Everyone goes through periods, this is a t...
BUCK SHOWALTER
We got a couple steals that got us going, and they went cold.
MIKE SHOWALTER
I have some athletic kids. I believe you let players make plays, and you keep good spacing on offens...
MIKE SHOWALTER
Our strength is down low in the post. I like to pound it inside. When we do that it opens it up for ...
MIKE SHOWALTER
I've got a few players who were on that team. They don't talk about it much, but I'm sure they're th...
MIKE SHOWALTER
You have to realize that a lot of years have to pass before the track records and resumes make you f...
BUCK SHOWALTER
He's probably going back [to Triple-A].
BUCK SHOWALTER
I think we've gone over and beyond the line of caution on our part. I think Chris certainly feels th...
BUCK SHOWALTER
We were in a position where we needed a pitcher [Friday] who was capable of elongated innings.
BUCK SHOWALTER
Uranus is one of the most chaotic and disruptive systems in the solar system.
MARK SHOWALTER
The new discoveries dramatically demonstrate that Uranus has a youthful and dynamic system of rings ...
MARK SHOWALTER
The new discoveries demonstrate that Uranus has a youthful and dynamic system of rings and moons.
MARK SHOWALTER
You talk about therapy for him. It's therapy for us to see someone who's a big part of the Rangers f...
BUCK SHOWALTER
It's a basic statement that you can make that turkeys gobble year round. Depending on their mood and...
RANDY SHOWALTER
He pitched well. R.A. had good command, and he threw 14 out of 21 first pitch strikes. That's impres...
BUCK SHOWALTER
He'll get to full throttle. He's close, it's just the everyday pounding. As long as he's not experie...
BUCK SHOWALTER
It is something that we've dealt with and I think he's dealt with it real well, all things considere...
BUCK SHOWALTER
John Roberts is a Baxter. Have you seen his hair? It's parted with a snow shovel!
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
He'll cook too complicated a dinner, and it backfires. Or, he'll plan the whole night out minute by ...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Their unifying characteristic is they're not romantic. They have this inability to recognize the sim...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
She's sweet and she's nice, she's just not Andie MacDowell. God forbid, you're not Andie MacDowell. ...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
The Baxter.
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
The character of Elliot is one of a polite, chivalrous, modern Jimmy Stuart who you do not see much ...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Michael, David and I get along very well, ... That is why we have been able to stay collaborating fo...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Clark Kent is a Baxter. Superman is a leading man, but Clark Kent is a Baxter.
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Jeff Van Gundy is a Baxter. Derek Jeter? So not a Baxter. Howard Stern is not a Baxter. And Bernie K...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Showalter said. ''I really liked Yaz.
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
I just made a movie. There's a kind of a banter that some people might recognize as being screwball....
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Did you ever wonder about the guy left at the altar?
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
That put a damper on the day, Mike and Tex shaking hands and saying goodbye.
BUCK SHOWALTER
We had plenty of opportunities to score 10 or 11 runs.
BUCK SHOWALTER
If that goes well, we're probably going to take the wraps off and let him throw the breaking ball, w...
BUCK SHOWALTER
You need to look at your lineup and decide how many guys you'll be willing to pinch-hit for in a gam...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Dr. Meister definitely doesn't think there's a tear in the ligament.
BUCK SHOWALTER
We knew we could pressure their guards out front. We were just quicker than they were and we took ad...
MIKE SHOWALTER
He's been walking around all morning with his chest puffed out. Good for him.
BUCK SHOWALTER
Baxters overdo it. The Baxter is the guy who's going to take a girl to the best restaurant in town, ...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
In each case, the minute you see them, you know they're wrong, ... The instant they walk on the scre...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
There's a Baxter in every single romantic comedy,
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
David [Wain] and I had been writing a spoof of romantic comedies, and we started thinking about this...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
[In contrast, the non-Baxter will simply go with his gut:] he has a spontaneous, 'Hey, what's that t...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
They're [the Baxters] trying very hard. It just doesn't come naturally. They don't have a gift for i...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
Twenty would be a good number.
BUCK SHOWALTER
He had a little swelling starting there and that was a concern, but there wasn't anything he could s...
BUCK SHOWALTER
A guy like Figgins gets [robbed]. He's got a position, but he can play all over. He's got to get a G...
BUCK SHOWALTER
They had seen him before and that's what makes it even more impressive. They obviously had a good id...
BUCK SHOWALTER
I think we're in pretty good shape catching-wise in the organization. Sandy has done as good or bett...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Gerald is going to catch some games,
BUCK SHOWALTER
We're just looking for quality pitchers, whether it's a left-hander or right-hander. Good left-hande...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Years ago, that's how it was done. Guys came up as relievers and worked their way into being starter...
BUCK SHOWALTER
I wouldn't put any limits on him. He can be a difference maker defensively, one of those guys who tu...
BUCK SHOWALTER
Now we are free to come and go as we please, not in sorrow but in laughter.
ELAINE SHOWALTER
We have a confident feeling for what Razor [Ramirez] can bring. We have some tough calls to make.
BUCK SHOWALTER
If they talk too much, they can get themselves beat up.
RANDY SHOWALTER
That's the time when they're trying to encourage hens for breeding.
RANDY SHOWALTER
They are so socially tied that communications becomes important for a lot of things. Everything from...
RANDY SHOWALTER
That one where five roads come together (North Eighth and E streets), to me, that's the worst, But y...
DON SHOWALTER
I thought he really had to work for his shots. He's just a heck of a player. Those kinds of players ...
DON SHOWALTER