Positive thinking! Positive thinking! Parang - awa mo na -- may exam pa ako bukas!!

Did you say "Ends of the Earth?!!" I don't think I've enough gas for that!!

...in this universe we live in. Stranger things have been known to happen.

Fairy tales thrive on black and white. In life, there’s only grey – no bad guys, no good guys. You could be the Cheshire cat, Snow White, a troll or a pastry-making witch whose diet consists only of little kids, but you’ll always be you.

The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.

I walked down the aisle as Conan the Barbarian and walked back up again as Arnold the Meek.