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LAURELIN PAIGE Stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
ELIEZER YUDKOWSKY Do you know the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different r...
GENA SHOWALTER My dad used to say the definition of stupidity was doing the same thing over and over again and expe...
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KELLY JONES Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?"
"No."
"Doing the same th...
CHRISTIAN CANTRELL One of the better definitions of insanity - doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting t...
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SHANNON L. ALDER Every time I draw a clean breath, I'm like a fish out of water.
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS by keeping an open mind, sooner or later, we find the help we need.
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NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS We are very excited to welcome Narcotics Anonymous World Services to Philadelphia in 2013. This conv...
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JACK FERGUSON Now the bad guy's not targeting cash. He's targeting narcotics. And he's robbing a pharmacy because ...
PAUL MARTIN The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing
OSCAR WILDE The first move of any strategy of cultural production, he’d say, must be to liberate things – ob...
TOM MCCARTHY And let me tell you something else, my friend," she said in the precise enunciation of a trained nur...
JAMES JONES When the frustration of my helplessness seemed greatest, I discovered God's grace was more than suff...
CHARLES CALEB COLTON Terrorists and narcotics are very close, they're supporting each other. When narcotics production is...
MOHAMMED DAOUD That was a stolen vehicle and the individuals involved had outstanding narcotics warrants and were f...
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BRIAN ROCK Uselessness, she thought, was the permanent condition of parenthood.
LISA UNGER Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
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MOHAMEMD ZAKI ANSARI The appendix itself and its apparent uselessness is a flimsy basis for a worldview.
DAVE FREER Most of our assumptions have outlived their uselessness.
MARSHALL MCLUHAN What is addiction, really? It is a sign, a signal, a symptom of distress. It is a language that tell...
ALICE MILLER I think if you were Satan and you were settin around tryin to think up somethin that would just brin...
CORMAC MCCARTHY The plates of the continental shelf - the world itself - had shifted, and their first concern was pu...
STEWART O'NAN Use of No Use is Great Use. (Chuang Tzu)
SUNG YEE POON Taking Mr. Durkin off the steets puts a Grand Canyon-sized hole in the local drug business.
GARY GAMBARDELLA Futility. Uselessness. Bloody entrophy. Death matters, at least sometimes.
DIANA GABALDON You have the power to heal your life, and you need to know that. We think so often that we are helpl...
LOUISE L. HAY Narcotics cannot still the toothThat Nibbles at the soul
EMILY DICKINSON There is nothing useless in nature; not even uselessness itself.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE They talk about bid-rigging, but there were no bids going out. It's like doing a narcotics investiga...
CHRISTOPHER CASSAR The devil’s attacks are proof of his powerlessness before us
SUNDAY ADELAJA Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics.
PIETRO MASCAGNI Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.
SUSIE ORBACH Fat is a way of saying ''no'' to powerlessness and self-denial.
SUSIE ORBACH When you have no real power, go public -- really public. The public is where the real power is.
ELIZABETH WARREN For if there is one thing I have learned over the years about men, it is that feelings of powerlessn...
ELIZABETH GILBERT The basis of tragedy is man's helplessness against disease, war and death; the basis of comedy i...
DAWN POWELL A big issue, of course, is counter-narcotics,
DONALD RUMSFELD Helplessness is such a rotten feeling. There's nothing you can do about it. Being helpless is like b...
CHUCK BARRIS The Islamic Republic pays great cost to control and prevent transfer of narcotics to West.
MANOUCHEHR MOTTAKI Woe to him who becomes useless to human progress!
ERNEST RENAN Don't waste your time with explanations. People only hear what they want to hear.
PAULO COELHO I sometimes think that I don't have a purpose in this world.
I am simply useless and wanderin...
GINGER AND ROSA Why were Jack and his brother digging post holes? A fence there would run parallel to the one that a...
TOBIAS WOLFF It's where we're nearest to our humanness. Useless knowledge for its own sake. Useful knowledge is g...
TOM STOPPARD When the victim was in the car, she saw some narcotics paraphernalia.
ILEANA LIMARZI Cintest is the appropriate word for medicine and medical tests. Narcotics is a diply exaggerated ter...
APURVA GAGLANI It was the helplessness that scared the both of us.
LOIS LOWRY anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
HARRY SHEARER The powerlessness of the child is often forgotten. And after it comes the terrifying phase of moving...
KATE THOMPSON What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
KARL MARX Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
ERICA JONG Power should not be concentrated in the hands of so few, and powerlessness in the hands of so many.
MAGGIE KUHN Natural amiableness is too often seen in company with sloth, uselessness, with the vanity of fashion...
WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING Tears wet my eyes. I’m a surgeon. I like solving things. But how do I solve
this?
ATUL GAWANDE I had the feeling deep in my gut that there'd been lines I should have spoken, gestures I should hav...
MEGAN CREWE Of all men’s miseries the bitterest is this: to know so much and to have control over nothing.
HERODOTUS Kafka: cries of helplessness in twenty powerful volumes.
MASON COOLEY The pain of powerlessness is excruciating. It is the most painful experience in the earth school, an...
GARY ZUKAV Violence arises not out of superfluity of power but out of powerlessness.
ROLLO MAY If absolute power corrupts absolutely,
does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
HARRY SHEARER Our national history has so often filled us with bitterness and the feeling of helplessness.
LECH WALESA Ultimately what I end up writing about is helplessness and the flipside of that, empowerment.
JOSS WHEDON Thinking can only serve to measure out the helplessness of thought.
H. RIDER HAGGARD In terms of painkillers, that drug changed the nature of narcotics in this country,
AMY WEBER Natural amiableness is too often seen in company with sloth, with uselessness, with the vanity of fa...
WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING I know how to make myself happy, but I don't know how to make you happy.
MARTY RUBIN I would like to think of my 'ignorance' less as a personal failing and more as a massive cultural tr...
RUTH OZEKI You can render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, but if you don't keep from Caesar that which is y...
ADAM LEVIN I do forget sometimes how much it means for certain men—for certain people—to be able to provide...
ELIZABETH GILBERT I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN The deceased was a narcotics operator, and the suspect was a regular customer. We think she came to ...
CAPT. MARTIN MCCOY Nature is interested in only two things—to survive and to reproduce one like itself. Anything you ...
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