Practice doesn't make perfect.
Practice reduces the imperfection.

To do better is better than to be perfect.

If you feel that everything's too damn okay,
then it is just a sign that something is wrong.

Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to earn wisdom ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, I forget. Shit happened, life goes on.

You don't love someone because they're perfect," she says. "You love them in spite of the fact that they're not."
I don't know how to respond to that; it's like being told after thirty-five years that the sky, which I've seen as a brilliant blue, is in fact rather green.

I'm not looking for the perfect man. I'm looking for the man whose imperfections I can put up with.