Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.

If we are lucky, they were never retarded enough to create computer viruses and will have no such things as firewalls and security like we have. If they have never experienced a full blown computer failure we'll introduce them to the concept