Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

If a person is accused of murder and there is a warrant out for their arrest, we would arrest them. We'll look at it on a case-by-case basis. It makes good sense.

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.