Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you're just screwing yourself.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.