prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.