Put some muscle into it! Channel your inner Trent Reznor!

I just want something I can never have.

It was time for the mirror pep talk.
“Okay, Maggie,” I said to myself after my shower, wiping the steam off the medicine cabinet.
“You could eat these kids for breakfast. You won’t, though, because that would be cannibalistic and
wrong.

How would you like to star in your very own commercial?"
"I'd rather swim in battery acid.

Because thereÂ’s one thing stronger than magic: sisterhood.

An earthquake would have been better. At least during an earthquake, you understand why you're shaking.