Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping.

Try to come to a place where you accept your own imperfections. Where it‟s okay to be less than perfect. Because you are less than perfect; it‟s the human condition. And that‟s okay!

I am the captain of my own crunch.

Sometimes they need people to talk to, and that's why our mental health counselors are here.

Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!

Against all the odds, we built a better navy than theirs—from scratch—in two months! We now rule the waves in the Mediterranean Sea—Our Sea! The day will come—it begins today—when Rome will master the world! Alexander will roll in his grave, Atlantis will decay in her decadence, and these demons of Harappa will entertain Hades with their theatrics this very night. But Rome will live on in fame and glory. It starts with our victory today!