Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.