Really, Wizard Derk, this place is like a pigsty!" she said.
Derk settled more comfortably among the pigs. "It is a pigsty," he said.

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

Then the geese replaced themselves with six pigs and vanished.

I'm going to bed, where I may die.

A fickle heart is the only constant in this world

I am a total zombie just after I wake up. It takes me half an hour even to get my eyes open. Ask anyone who knows me. I can't see; I can't talk properly; I can't do anything without help. The only think I can do properly is think. And I know how to exploit my condition. I've had years of practice.