Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

You are Mrs. Reagan because Mr. Reagan loves you with all his heart.

Depression and recession go together.