Redheaded women are either violent or false, and usually are both

There was never a saint with red hair

The sun on a brunette's hair looks red. The sun on a redhead's hair looks like Heaven on Earth.

There is more, much more, to being a redhead than the color of one’s hair.

Redheads are less than 1% of the world's population. Now that is a minority! And, I thought, one that should qualify me for school scholarships or something like that.

If you want trouble... find yourself a redhead.