Regrets usually begin around the same time as your hangover

True drinking is an event, not an activity

Listen 90% and talk the other 10%, you will always be the smartest person in the conversation

If you wish to create waves, make sure you build a boat strong enough to weather the storm

People do not change, only their environments do

If I am close to the end of life, take me to Capri so I may die in heaven