Relationships last a helluva lot longer and feel alot better than orgasms do. Pick the one that sounds better.

At times it seems so much easier to pretend nothing is wrong rather than deal with it. It's like sticking a wad of gum over a crack in a dam. We all know how that's going to work out.

Once upon a time, you were the cream from the stream of my dreams. Once upon a time, you were the rain to drain all my pains. Once upon a time, you were my honey and me, your donkey, giving you all my money. But, that was once upon a time.

Some look at a brick and see something to break a window with, others look at a brick and see the building blocks of a great building. You tell me who was the true visionary.

When we set such low standards for ourselves mediocrity seems like an acheivement. But what will we truly learn from that?

True happiness is Knowing that you will never be complety happy all the time; and accecpting that fact with open hearts and minds.