Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

When I'm not working, I dress like a surfer. I look like I'm going to come into your house and clean your pool.

I'm not an awards-driven person in anything. Anytime you do get caught up in that, you usually end up getting whacked.

As my friend said to me, when you have children, typically in a second marriage, when you're older and you get married again to a woman who would have children, you must always remember that you make sure the children attend a college where the commencement ceremonies are held in a facility with a wheelchair accessible ramp.

Men are literally lying in bed with their wives when the marriage is essentially over, thinking, 'I've got to get the hell out of here', and have a fantasy woman in mind. Then you get divorced, meet a woman, marry her, and by the time all that goes by, you've aged a few years and are ready to go back to your ex-wife.

In the film business, when you're young, you just want to work. But when you're older, it has more to do with who's involved with the project - who you're going to get in the boat with.