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Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.


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Not tomorrow,
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JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE We usually lose today, because there has been a yesterday, and tomorrow is coming.
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IDA SCOTT TAYLOR MCKINNEY Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone;
and do not be troubled about the futu...
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