Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?

I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always somebody saying you can't do it, and those people have to be ignored.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

He still must answer this vital question directly.

I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten