Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

You ought never to "sass" old people- unless they "sass" you first

I'll bask in it a little bit. Twenty-four hours at most. Then I'll go back to looking over our future opponents, seeing if we can get an edge.

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.