Replacing Stern on the radio is like replacing John Lennon in the Beatles. And it's even harder because Roth has no radio experience.

As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead.

You know the way people begin to look like their dogs? Well, we're beginning to look like each other.

If you're listening, I'm the walrus, too.

Captain Midlands: "I met the real you once."
John (Lennon) the Skrull: "You're meeting the real me now."
Captain Midlands: "I told him to get his bleedin' hair cut.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.